Pizza Hut

I love pizza. Not in the «I’m a pizza snob and thus only eat at gourmet places» etc. pizza-​hipster sense… I mean in the «If it’s pizza, I probably love it» kind of way. I’m very hard to disappoint in that regard. That being said, I’m not a fan of the Pizza Hut chain at all. I’ve always found they charge more than most places for an inferior product, and have a terrible track record of customer service.
Recently, however, I found myself hanging out with an excessively attractive girl, and I have a hard time saying no to that particular subset of the human race. She really wanted stuffed crust, sooooo… Pizza Hut it was.
I paid roughly 50% more than I usually do through a place like Domino’s or my local mom & pop place for a 2 large pizza (or comparable) combo… and got one medium (and this is before delivery charges, additional debit charges, etc.) Already, I’m less than impressed. The driver was late and incredibly rude. The debit terminal was poor quality and required 3 attempts to work properly… and then, when all was said and done, we opened the box to find the most disappointing thing I have ever seen called a pizza in my life.
About ¹⁄₃ of the surface area of this thing was crust, so what little toppings, sauce and cheese we got was relegated to the first couple bites of each slice, and even then it was all very thin. In fact, «thin» was the perfect word for this thing. The dough had been over-​stretched to the point that each piece was falling apart as we picked it up. It’s a good thing my dinner partner liked stuffed crust, cause that was about ¾ of the food we got.
I literally don’t think any pizza has ever been this disappointing in my life… and that includes the one that made me seriously ill.
$ 30 for about a tablespoon of pizza sauce, a little handful of cheese and toppings, thrown on what appeared to be somebody trying to make a pita bread out of pizza dough, surrounded by the worst cheesy bread stuff I’ve ever had in my life.
Yeah, that’s never happening again.