Tony’s Submarines

Really good burgers. I mean really good burgers. They come in sizes from 4oz up to a pound. I don’t know an ounce from my elbow so I always get the six ounce and it’s plenty. The patties are quite thin and they grill them over flames, so they get tasty charred bits on the edges. I order it with everything and all I can say is that it’s a giant flavor-​blast. I’ve never tried the bigger sizes. I’ll assume they’re the same flavor-​blast, only with more meat. A one pound burger seems crazy.
I also recommend the meatball subs. Pretty cheap-​apparently the meatballs are home-​made and it makes for a tasty sandwich.
If you’re really hungry and feeling like a cold sandwich try the Hero. It’s stupid. It’s a 12″ double everything and you won’t need to eat for about 18 hours afterwards.
The ambiance is odd. It doesn’t look like it’s been renovated in 30 years (hello, Hamilton). It’s half dive bar and half sub shop. I walked in one day and a couple young ladies were drinking in there, playing Michael Jackson on the jukebox, which got the scruffy regular barfly clientele up dancing. One dude actually did the splits. I LOLd.
The bad: I think these guys are greek but their greek salad is sh! tty. It’s the iceberg lettuce, one black olive and a few sprinkles of crumbled feta kind of salad. So stick to the burgers and subs. Fries are good too, but don’t get the gravy.