Iguana Pool Bar

I’m pretty stoked to be the first person to review this sketchy ass place.
Thats why it only gets 3 stars… because it is in the truest sense of the phrase — a sketchy ass place.
Please dont get me wrong here, i really actually love this bar.
Its always frighteningly dark, located in the bottom of a decrepit shopping centre and the interior gives off a total Bangkok-​brothel kind of vibe. It feels like being on the inside of a dirty cage.
Its kind of like… you get the feeling some really shady cock fight is going on in the back, but you dont know for sure because you dont know the right people to get access to the good shit… and you wanna ask, but know you aint cool enough to know… and ruffling the wrong feathers (pun majorly intended) will probably get your ass banned for life…
Yeah…its that kinda place.
You probably wont get your drink for like 10 minutes, if the bartender even bothers to acknowledge your presence at all.
I dont even think there was a door on the bathroom stall last time i was there but that whole concept is pretty over-​rated anyway.
But these reasons and countless others are why i fucking love this place. Most people would probably run away as fast as they could at the first sight of this nightmare, but I am not most people.
I am a simple drunk who enjoys being left alone to drink my Molson Ex and play the video Playboy picture jumble game in peace. (I hope i still can claim partial ownership of the high score…)
If you are a smiliar kind of shameless drunk, this just might become your new spot on the reg!