Fat Bastard Burrito

Sometimes a place can have decent food and pricing but when the service is exceptional, you just gotta recommend people to come by and this is such a place. This is a decent burrito place and when I dropped by with an extremely drunk family member, they helped us out with the mess he made and offered everything we needed. They above and beyond what was required and gave us the best experience possible!
Go for: a simple and easy-​going burrito place with exceptional service
Don’t go for: non-​mexican food

Best place to eat fast food in the beach in my humble opinion. Not a fan of the chicken burrito, but the fish burritos are usually very good. Friendly service as well which is a nice change.

Portions are a large; service is slow. The food tasted fine, not amazing. Downgraded to 3 stars because the chicken looks and tastes like canned. It has a texture like canned tuna, but tastes chicken-​ish.

Good, standard burrito. I would go back for the convenience of being close to home and a tasty last minute option. Doesn’t stand out from other burrito joints but reliable and good all the same. Nothing bad to say.

Today I was given partially cold on the inside burrito, cooking and service got worse.

We went to this place around lunchtime on a Wednesday. There were a few people but no line. They took our orders promptly.
The service I got was good. They asked me what I wanted in my ground beef burrito. I said everything. I asked for extra jalapeño and hot sauce as well as sour cream and burrito sauce. There were lots of toppings — green peppers, onions, guacamole, salsa, tomatoe salsa, cilantro, fried rice, beans, chow mein, grated cheese, pickled cabbage. Also, don’t forget to include crunchies — they will add tortilla chips upon request!
The burrito skin was soft, fresh, chewy and grilled to perfection. The burrito was crisp on the outside and soft and tasty on the inside. The ground beef was tasty, moist and with the right amount of spice. The inside of the burrito was hot as it should be.
We ordered a Lil which is a small in fat bastard speak. This was more than enough — we were sooooo stuffed. The portions was generous depending on who you got to make your burrito. The damage was around $ 8 for each burrito. The only thing that I wished they had was lie rice and fresh corn salsa.
My usual places are burrito boys and burrito banditos. If I am in the beaches, this would not be a bad option. Would definitely go to try some of the other flavours. They had for a $ 1 more butter chicken, Thai chicken, steak, spicy chipotle chicken and a many other premium meats and fish.

Awesome Burrito!
Huge portions, Great ingredients! Friendly Staff!
Best Burrito I’ve ever had was the SPICY Chipotle Chicken!
Also loved the pineapple soda!
Can’t wait to go BACK to try the steak!

I love it here. It’s a place where I can get a satisfying meal and so can my meat-​eating family members. Lots if vegan options including yams.

I must say my family and I were disappointed with a couple of things. The burritos were too salty, the service was too slow and the person behind the counter seemed to not give a s$it. We will be giving our business to Z Teca next door. Their burritos seem to be a lot tastier and the service is WAY faster.

My wife and I had a veggie burrito here yesterday for a quick lunch, and it was delicious! Staff seemed pretty friendly, too. We’ll be back again with our son.

This place is fantastic! Their portions are huge, and the taste… omg amazing! I never believed the hype about Fat Bastard Burritos until I tried one myself. I highly recommend the roasted steak quesadilla and also the pulled pork burrito. They’ve got lots of different toppings you can include in your order, and a selection of drinks that you don’t normally find in other fast food restaurants.
I thought the service was friendly and fast. I noticed another reviewer said that it took them a long time to get their burrito, but I’ve never had that problem. I’ve been there several times (during busy lunch hours and later at night around dinner time), and each time the service was really quick.

I too was waiting for this location to open for the longest time. So glad it finally did! There was a lineup when I was there, but considering that they had just opened I was very happy with the speed of service, as well as the food itself. The girl who took my order was friendly and helped me make a decision (I want all the burritos all the time!), and everything else went along smoothly. The burrito itself was fantastic, all flavors and ingredients in balance, and just hot enough. Big ups to the new owners, I see great eatin’ ahead :)
Oh and don’t forget to get the deep fried mars bars, if you’ve got room in your belly that is!

I got to drop it to two stars and I got to say I am really disappointed, but they have potential. The ingredients are great the décor is nice. They just keep dropping the ball. Tonight, my third time since they opened took almost 30 minutes to get a burrito with only one person ahead of me. The cook was just too busy doing everything but his job and seemed to be more interested in getting his clean up done so he can get out early. Burritos were stacking up to be rolled and he is washing the floor an hour before closing. I was getting so frustrated waiting while my food sat opened and sitting. I think the staff needs a lot more training and supervision. Again my burrito was cold on the inside. This bothers me because any bacteria will flourish at room temperature and remain if not hot enough. I wont be back to this location for a while.
Carols review clearly looks like a fake… she lives in Halton Hills seems to know their busy times etc… it has only been open a few days, how can someone so far away know so much. BUSTED! I don’t respect this place for allowing this kind of review, for this reason, I wont be back.