Rain Ultraclub

I’ll keep this simple.
Things you can do at Rain «Ultraclub» (heavy emphasis on the quotes):
— hang out with the 11 people inside… 19 if you include the small army of bouncers strategically placed throughout the club
— talk like David Attenborough as you describe the interaction between the 9 guys and 2 girls on the dance floor
— if you’re female, just generally avoiding getting roofied
— wait until the staff give up on life so you can waltz into the VIP sections for free with your bar drinks and ball so hard
— enjoy an early closure and an hour long line up at any reputable club/​bar
Things you can’t do at Rain Ultraclub:
— have fun
— not feel terrible as the most depressed washroom attendant ever hands you a single sheet of paper towel
The one star is because they serve alcohol here.