KFC

Go on lunch to grab a quick bite to eat. Wait a half hour in line. Then don’t even get a fork or spoon with mashed potatoes?.. You guys want $ 15 an hour? Learn to do your job if you want a raise!

The food is the same as any KFC. The food tastes like its been sitting under a heat lamp all day and they are VERY slow to take orders. I only give it 3 stars due to the cashier giving me a little extra chicken due to my order being incomplete.

This KFC has gone in a bold new direction from it’s other KFC brethren. Not only is this KFC a fast food restaurant, but it is also a theme park! The theme of this park is: Worst KFC in the World. I didn’t think it was possible, and the theme was risky, but man have they nailed it! I’m impressed with the dedication KFC put into this location to make it the worst KFC in the world, this is no small feat!
Starting with the location, this KFC has been built in a part of Albany a stone’s throw from the sewage treatment plant, several abandoned (condemned?) buildings, and the vibe of the area is ‘concrete wasteland’ or ‘abandoned ghost town’. This is the perfect location for the worst KFC in the world, as you aren’t sure if the establishment is also condemned or abandoned.
I went here once, ordered my usual, and instead of getting my usual, I got a chicken tender on a hotdog bun. Imagine my surprise of my usual being so unusual. I didn’t even know KFC had hotdog buns, I thought they phased those out in the early 90’s, and but the taste of the hotdog bun… I might still be right about that. I got 2 bites into it before I said enough, and walked out.
Now there are other features that make this KFC truly the worst KFC in the world that I don’t want to forget. First is the bold move not only to open this restaurant to human beings (really bold), but also to open it up to flies. I counted 4 in my visit, and given the size of this building, that makes it about 1 fly per 10ft². I stopped counting flies because I was going to eat food there and after I get above 4, I start to worry that maybe the place is actually condemned. What really sells this place as the Worst KFC in the World Theme Park is the staff with the 1,000 yard stare who have no shame. They are dedicated to the theme, and that’s a work ethic you just can’t find these days. When they brought out my chicken tender on a hotdog bun, they made eye contact, but is as if they were staring beyond me. So when I looked down at my «food», and back at them, down at my «food», and back at them, they didn’t even blink, or realize that I was wondering where my sandwich was, or if this was really a drug front for the mafia, or why they served me fried chicken breading on a hotdog (there wasn’t any chicken in this chicken sandwich… but to be fair, there wasn’t any bread either).
So come on down! This place nails it! If you ever want to try the worst KFC in the world, there is no better place than this location.

I’ve been here twice and they never have what I want. How can you not have chicken? really?