Dragons House of Horror

This was the LAMEST Haunted House I have ever been to, and that includes the Church sponsored ones we laughed at when I was a kid.
We got there at 7:00 pm (opening time) and waited in line until 11:30 — by which time, most of the «actors» had already gone home. We saw, maybe, 18 actors TOTAL in a one mile walk, on uneven terrain, through strobe lights and the stink of horse manure, and THEY were no longer interested in trying to scare us… they were «chatty».
We passed on McCall’s, this year, to try this Haunted House, and I regret that decision with every fiber of my being. McCall’s doesn’t have these problems, and if they did, they, most likely, wouldn’t have acted like WE were being unreasonable for not enjoying it. I won’t make that mistake twice.
To the Guinness Book people… This may, technically have been the World’s Longest Haunted House, but don’t forget the other categories in which they won the record — «World’s Lamest Haunted House», «World’s Longest Wait for a Disappointment», and «World’s Longest List of Whiny Reasons Why It Didn’t Scare Anybody.»
Happy Halloween, and thanks for nothing, Dragons…