The Trails Dog Park

My dog, Augusta, wrote this review, with the help of our cat who takes dictation.
Hey, hey, hey! Over here! This park is the BEST, best being wherever I am right this minute, because I’m a dog and the past and the future mean nothing to me. Hey — smell this gate! It’s all double entry so that those small freaky dogs won’t get away while you’re trying to get the leash off them. And HEY ! Water! There’s water right there and you can dunk your ball in it when it gets too many wood chips on it. Best of all — I’ve mostly got this place to myself, I never have to share with rude dogs who take too many sniffs if you know what I’m talking about. My mom sometimes cheats and we play in the huge grassy area next to the gated park. She is taking a chance but we’ve never seen The Man here checking tags.
So yeah, come get your chase on and play a while. Smell ya later!