LUXURY INN & SUITES

We tried two different rooms at this hotel, and both were equally filthy and disgusting. See the pictures posted.

This is a cheap & dirty motel with an ironic name. It’s pretty bizarre looking, like the rooms had outdoor access at one point but then someone built a lobby and walls around the whole thing and made it indoor. It smells like cow ass, but to be fair that is what literally all of Amarillo smells like, so I can’t fault it there. Not even exaggerating.

If you love your wife and you love your children man, you’ll turn that wagon round as fast as you can.
This place was a perfect place to be murdered by a pimp or a bathsalt crazed hobo. I cringed when I saw the enigmatic rectangular hole cut into the bathroom wall at exactly genital level. If only I would’ve had a flashlight to peer deep into the black void that lay behind that wall. Maybe this was where the super secret stash spot was, where all the missing towels and complementary soap was kept hidden and lost to the paying public.
Now the bouquet of the chamber was rather musty. I suspect this lovely suite has had all of its corners blessed by the bodily fluids of many a drunken cowboy. The urine stench hits the nose like a wet bag of dogfood crossed with moldy bread. One can only imagine the amount of psychic residue left behind. Truly it was almost Hollywood like in its vileness, something straight out of an episode of Law and Order.
Now of course the TV didn’t work and if it had it probably would’ve made a fine, much needed light source. As for the bed, the one thing you expect to have after shelling out $ 75.00 on a place to lay your road wary head, this beaten puke stained horror show looked like it had been retrieved from a landfill. I was sure it had made many a lady of the night a meager living and there was more DNA on that damned thing than in the entire CDC. I think it said my name.
Also, apparently some folks like this place enough that they carve their names on the wall.
It was a long sleepless night. I found no luxury. Only a memory of the foulest hotel room I’ve ever stayed in and can you really put a monetary value on that.

Staying here was a waste of money. Have not stayed in many places worse than this. Rooms were dirty, with used wet towels in the bath and dirty plastic ware on the floor. Slept in our clothes and wore shoes in the room. No showers attempted. Yuck! Coffee in the AM tasted like it had been re-​heated from two days before. Only real positive was the Texas shaped waffle and then saying goodbye.

Does not live up to name. Décor and services are quite outdated. Plumbing clogs easily had to get help to get tub to drain. Beds were ok, continental breakfast was about lacking. Pool was nice and clean, but the hot tub was not very accessible.
This property would be ok if you just need a place to crash for the night, but this is definitely not a luxury hotel.

What can I say about this place that hasn’t been said on TripAdvisor or Unilocal already? Nothing. It is probably the worst roach motel I’ve ever stayed in, and I actually enjoy the whole ambiance of roach motels.
Security doors are broken (no swipe card necessary to get in), as is the ice machine, the indoor pool (which is why we booked the room in the first place), the laundry area, the molding, doors, windows, air conditioners, skylights, roof panels, etc., etc., etc.
I know they probably have no budget, but there’s no excuse for the lack of cleanliness, nor is there an excuse for the rotten milk served at breakfast.
On the bright side, the staff were quite pleasant, and had no issue with replacing the milk. The spa was functional and reeked of chlorine (like all indoor spas). I slept and left the next day.
Finally — zero stars.

Don’t stay here! Other hotels are half price and twice as nice! The so-​called indoor pool and spa is permanently closed, but they won’t tell you that over the phone… Sad since it is the only selling point and now there is a permanent closed for repair sign in the lobby.

This hotel sure likes to play fast and loose with the word «luxury». I’m sure the employees trying their best with this inn, but ya gotta do more. The doors been kicked in, there’s a prostitute working in the parking lot, and I’m not pointing fingers but the place smells like cat piss… yet there are no cats in sight.

Does not rate any star, dirty hotel, security bars on windows, door looks like it been kicked in, room smells of paint thinner, better to sleep in my car!

This place reeks of despair. Most disgusting place I have ever seen. The front lobby is not too bad. DON“T BE FOOLED! I stayed because I got in at midnight and had to get up very early. There are holes and stains on the shower curtain, the only lamp in the room is broken. The a/​c is broken. The only washcloth in the room was dirty. There are two iffy looking towels in the bathroom. The curtain is old and stained. The room smells like cigarettes, and I could not even bring myself to remove my socks. I am NOT taking a shower here.
I understand it was a cheap price, but I think there are some real health department concerns here.

If I could give this place no stars I would. Please, don’t stay here. It’s disgusting, this was last minute so, we had to stay but if I had my choice I would stay in my car instead.

OK, I don’t really know if I am eligible to write a review about this hotel, as I was unable to stomach the room and had to leave. When we walked into the room, there was an overwhelming smell of urine. I immediately got sick to my stomach and walked out. I went downstairs and told the very nice lady at the counter that I was really sorry but I just couldn’t stay there and wanted a refund. She immediately refunded my money and didn’t even ask what was wrong with the room. This leads me to believe that this sort of thing must be a regular occurrance. I do not recommend this hotel to anyone and I cannot even see how they can call themselves «luxury.»