Quiznos Subs

If you happen to be cleaning out your email inbox and find a $ 3.99 coupon for a combo at Quizno’s, don’t do it here.
I wanted a sandwich so very much, and getting sandwich materials was not going to work, so coupon it was!
It should have been painfully obvious that this was going to be a fun order when I caught the girl behind the counter checking and checking the ingredients for the man in front of me’s sandwich. When he’s done, she doesn’t even greet me or anything. Just stands there looking at me.
I decided I have had enough chicken this week and went with the prime rib and peppercorn sandwich. First thing she has to do after slicing the bread is look right at the menu because she has no idea what sauce is the right one. This has to be like the most basic sandwich ever. It has three things and sauce. She then proceeds to ask me if I want the peppercorn one after asking if I want the sauteed onions. YES DID YOU NOT JUST PUT THE PEPPERCORN SAUCE ON THE BREAD. After she put the meat on, she asks if I want the cheese.
At this point I am about to just smash my head into the glass between us. If I didn’t want something, I would have already told you that. Obviously I am choosing this sandwich because I want the things listed there. Come on.
Post-​toaster: another weak greeting, and no real idea what on earth else I can get on my sandwich because the lids are on every single thing, so whatever, just put it in that pathetic little bag and let’s move on.
On the plus side the cashier was friendly and actually spoke, so that was helpful.
Now the last problem… the drink machine. Two of the sodas were out of order… one being Pepsi, which you know, might be the whole anchor for a machine right there. I have barely had any of the Diet Pepsi I stupidly chose for whatever reason because it tastes like a syrupy mess. I would say it’s very much like a nasty high fructose corn syrup filled soda with those really tasty bits of spice from a natural cola… and while this could be good, it is most definitely not.
At least you can get however many jalapenos you want. However I totally did not appreciate having to do a structural rebuild on my sandwich so that a third of it would not end up with me eating only bread.
It wasn’t bad, but I can’t imagine anyone ever paying $ 5.09 for that little thing. Seriously, I remember when I worked at a craft store near a Quizno’s, I’d go there nearly every Sunday to get lunch and it was definitely not this pricey, what happened?
So, all in all, coupons that make Quizno’s cheap (or more along the right price for what you get): good. Using them here: bad.
#Yelp365 — ⁵⁄₃₆₅

Excellent service, solid food, nice joint!
The place just opened in the corner of a strip mall… I was impressed when the owner opened the door fand welcomed us…
They had a good crowd when we arrived just before noon, very friendly employees who were pleasant and efficient. Place was spotless (it should be since it just opened), we ate quickly and hit the road…
Great spot!
Rg Brbn Chickn 5.99
Btl Soda 1.89
Rg Mesquite 6.49
Chips 1.19
Btl Soda 1.89
1 Ent Btl Drk Chip -.029
Total — $ 18.53

I swear I was just here a few weeks ago and now they’re closed. Oh well. I thought it was funny that they had a big sign on the door stating that they didn’t accept coupons anymore. Maybe that should have been some sort of indication that they weren’t going to be around much longer.
Oh well. I guess I’ll stick to Publix for my sub needs.

In 2007, I came here at least twice per week when I worked at an office down the street. The lunch lines were always very efficient. The sandwiches were consistently fresh, delicious, huge and filling. If they weren’t big enough, I was always welcome to ask for extra complimentary toppings. The owner also recognized me as a regular, often greeting me by my ethnic name on my credit card once I stepped inside. Haha.