Rochdale Resort

This review is in response to the Unilocal User Meaghan K.‘s recent review. I was also supposed to attend Cousins Weekend at the Rochdale Resort. I, too, am an avid fan of NTB and was greatly disappointed when this event was canceled. When I reached out to NTB’s representatives I was told there was a restraining order against that Unilocal User who wrote the negative review and that is why it was canceled. I understand the obsession Meaghan K., but really? Perhaps you have taken it too far… I understand the cause for concern for NTB’s safety. Hopefully this event can be rescheduled once MK is under control…

Beautiful experience, beautiful people, beautiful home. Wonderful stay at the Rochdale Resort. Ignore the common nicknames, «Crotchdale Resort» and «Roachdale Resort.» I saw absolutely no bugs. Great desserts by their Spanish chef, Lorena. Host Michelle was very accommodating with the healthy treats. My family also enjoyed a riveting episode of Bachelor in Paradise in their gorgeous living room area. There was a lot of space for my enormous family. As well as a lot of food for their enormous appetites.
Many fun games for all to enjoy (the much loved Heads Up by President Ellen Degeneres and Cards Against Humanity).
One flaw: hosts Michelle and Ryan only have iPhone 4 chargers. Don’t forget your iPhone 5 chargers, people!!!

There are so many great things I could say about the Rochdale Resort. Michelle and Ryan are excellent hosts.
My only complaint is that Ryan’s Red Sox decorations may make guests uncomfortable, but Michelle more than makes up for it with numerous Yankee towels and apparel.
The Rochdale Resort is extremely kid friendly. If a child is brought here he/​she will be called beautiful numerous times and be given all the attention and love in the world. He/​she will also be exposed to a be wide-​variety of music from gangster rap fit for dance parties to the mellow Matt McAndrew radio station that is perfect for a relaxing afternoon.
The many activities available at the Rochdale Resort include backyard movie viewings, s’mores making sessions, Heads Up competitions and many more.
There was a wide variety of food available such as the healthier turkey hot dog, curly fries, waffle fries AND sweet potato fries. The Rochdale Resort even brings out the chef in many of its guests, which brought us wonderful pasta salad and banana chocolate treats.
The Rochdale Resort is a place where dreams can come true. Families can bond, you can learn life changing tips, and even plan to start an empire.
One thing to remember: leave the drama at the door. This is not the place to fight or bring problems. It’s too nice! The only burns that happen here are sunburns from paler relatives.
I LOVE YOU the Rochdale Resort