Jazzercise

Things I learned while trying out this «Jazzercise»:
1. I’m wicked out of shape.
2. I’m terribly uncoordinated.
3. Old ladies can kick ass.
4. I’m lazy as shit.
5. I laugh at myself. A lot.
6. Everyone knows what they’re doing. Except me.
7. Jazzercise + Adele + 7am = I need a Xanax.
8. People still wear workout clothes from the 80s.
9. Don’t be dumb and wear jeans to this class, like I did. Fail.
10. I’m already exhausted just thinking about exercise, and I will never do it again.