A single martini and a small chef salad, all for just $ 29.99! They were lined up around the block for this place on Christmas Day. GenX’s, GenY’s, GenZ’s and even a few GenXYZZY’s, all looking to be at the newest, trendiest, yuppiest address in Austin. It became so hectic, the bar and kitchen could not keep up. They had to resort to non-crystal stemware and, horror of horrors, iceberg lettuce. How gauche! It was so bad, the valets were even having to run their own shuttle service to and from the Austin High parking lot. The survey asks me if Onetini Scruton is good for kids. I’ll let you know in about nine months, but my guess is that it’s an unequivocal«Yes»! At least that’s what she kept repeating. I’ve got to get back here soon as I can. Maybe it won’t be so crowded once Sushi Tushi opens just up the block next week. I’ll catch that place, too, and review it on the back side.