The Landing Strip

I don’t go to strip clubs so much anymore but when I do I come here. The girls aren’t all stuck up or rude, they’re super fun and friendly! The music selection is on point! For real. Those girls picks some sweet tunes. I usually get a burger if I’m hungry because they’re pretty delicious but their wings are pretty legit as well. And guess what?! They have 4 – 6 $ Jameson (other drinks as well but that’s what I get) before 8pm?! That’s pretty awesome considering strip club prices can suck most of the time. I’ll take it! I haven’t gotten bottle service in a long time but I remember the presentation was always epic! I like how the girls don’t ignore me just because I’m a girl. If I go up to the stage they show me attention but aren’t all gross about it. It’s awesome and fun. It’s a cool stop before or after heading downtown. All in all, this place is sweet. Hot ladies, nice staff and yummy food.

Went here for a bachelor party back in the day. Had a good time. No issues at all during my visit. Clean club with clean looking dancers. Good music was playing, so my hat is off to the D.J. We were treated like royalty that night and that’s what I like to see from the managers and staff. I would recommend this club and would return.

I’ve been here 4 or 5 times so far… so I say it’s time for a review of this strip joint. First off… don’t come here any other day other than Tuesday if you’re looking for dances. Why you might ask? Because on Tuesdays the dances there are only a measly 5 dollars! I mean you’ll be obviously doing more than just 1 dance with a stripper since once a song’s over then the dance is over too, but that’s about the best you can get in Austin. The girls here are gorgeous… I’ve only seen a couple of girls that aren’t that good looking really and that’s it. The drinks… bleh… well I usually get the angry orchard which is a cider beer for 6 dollars there which ain’t too bad for a strip club. Also during certain days they have 4 dollar drinks on everything… but then you would have to pay more for the dances on those days. Also if you come before 8pm on every other day the dances are 10 dollars… after 8pm they will be 20 dollars. Yikes… so try not to come here after 8 unless you’re the rich gentleman kind of guy. I certainly am not. The girls there seem pretty nice surprisingly for the most part. They’ll let you touch (the ones I’ve been with will anyways, they want the tips), just don’t let the manager catch you doing it since you’re actually not supposed to do that there. But that’s it… really this 5 star rating is for Tuesdays. I would had to rate this place lower if it was on any other night. The entry fee for me is usually 10 dollars… which is fine for a strip joint. Before 8 I usually get charged 4 dollars. Also I love the little outdoor smoking area. And as for the interior of the building itself… well… it looks like a classy strip joint… which is fine by me.
And whenever I left last time from this joint the door guys there just started talking to me about video games… it was one of the most amusing conversations I’ve ever had leaving a bar/​club. I mean E3 was going on at the time I did this review but wow lol that almost made my night more so than the strippers xD.
The food here is alright. Just typical bar food I think, but it’s not bad. I enjoy it. It’s probably cheaper food than most strip club food really and they give you HUGE portions that u can share.

I love hanging out at the hottest spot in east Austin. Sexy fun girls, good drinks, good food, quality service. 5minutes from downtown and 5 minutes from the airport, can’t beat it. Great place for anyone wanting to have a great night out. I’ll be returning very soon.

This place is gross and the dancers are not pretty at all. One girl offered my boyfriend a hand job with me sitting there right beside him. TRASH!

Can’t get enough of this place.

LUKE is the best thing that ever happened to this place. He treated me like gold. The girls are sexy and give me what I want. Great drink specials. $ 3.75 drinks, are you kidding me??? Will be back soon. Promote Luke!

When me and my husband went it was pretty crowded with a bunch of men and 4 dancers from what I counted. The dancers were attractive not going to lie but only 4 dancers with a full room yikes!!! I give it 3 stars because our waitress, I don’t remember her name but she was super nice and kept talking to us and picked a drink for me and it was delicious i wish I remembered the name of the drink! Maybe we will go back I don’t know.

I brought a group in for a bachelorette party and we all had such a good time! The girls were hot, the drinks were strong and the managers were so nice and accommodating!

no thank you. the dancers werent dancing. The service from my waitress was garbage. I left without ordering a single thing. Ive seen better clubs, during lunch, in the sticks. Wont be returning.

Not the landing strip of old. Incredible happy hour and hot girls. Couldn’t believe it.

I went here with some guy friends of mine and was quite impressed. The girls were pretty and very friendly. The bartenders took care of us and you can’t go wrong with $ 3 drinks. I will definitely be back soon!

Saw a stripper dancing with a cast on her leg or arm (I cant remember!) Anywho! Seriously? I know strippers dont have health insurance but sheesh!

Stopped by here before a flight to kill some time. Ordered a few shots to numb my fear of flight, which at $ 10 a pop, seemed high, but the best came later. A dancer took me to the VIP which cost another $ 35 for 30 minutes… If you’re tracking, thats $ 65, plus some tip. Oh well. Decided to pay with a credit card. Wrong decision. This shady place allowed a waitress to pencil in a $ 300 tip after I left. Of course I discovered this once I was in another city. Credit card company was called… Google this place, apparently I’m not the first and only one this had happened to. If you must go, take cash.

Attended a holiday gathering here. Walking in starkly reminded me of a horrible strip club experience in Nuevo Laredo years ago: lots of bad tats and porcine dancers. Didn’t see any BBQ on the menu either. Had a beer and left.

If the yellow rose is closed, the landing strip will take you in. What kind of a club serves BBQ as well? This place was awesome, and the girls were really friendly. Still FB friends with one of them after so many years. Oh yeah, we were there at 1030am.