Wok N Roll

CLOSED — THANK GOD ! I gave it one star because you can’t post without a rating. Ignore it.

Why, why did I think this would be good? Chinese-​Mexican take-​out in a town full of good Chinese and good Mexican places. I’m an idiot.
In my defense, I ordered the two most simple things that a Chinese take-​out place and a Mexican take-​out place can serve, General Tso’s Chicken with pork fried rice and an egg roll, and ground beef tacos with nachos. Couldn’t possibly be bad. I’d even settle for mediocre.
The «chicken» was not anything like your normal, clumpy, gooey General Tso’s. It was stringy, fatty, and dry. The rice had absolutely zero flavor, and to add on to it, they failed to give us a single little packet of soy sauce. Or duck sauce or hot sauce, for that matter. I gave up nearly halfway through it. I also took two bites of the egg roll to try to satisfy my hunger. Wrong. Immediately the salt flavor hit me, and two hours later I was scraping the MSG off my tongue with a spoon.
The tacos looked like tacos, they tasted like tacos. Not all that bad. The nachos? Cold chips (which weren’t half bad) covered in cheddar cheese. Cold cheddar cheese. Not melted in the slightest.
I pooped a lot afterwards, which isn’t all that dissimilar from other Chinese or Mexican take-​out places, but I think I tasted the MSG on the way out too,

Wow-​possibly the worst Chinese food that I have ever eaten. I should have known from the dead, soul-​less eyes from the owners and employees that this was a mistake, but it was late and I was tired and my kid was craving shrimp fried rice and some spring rolls, so I rolled with it. Typical fluorescent-​lit, greasy ghetto Chinese with the same picture/​menu on the wall that you have seen in millions of Strip Mall Chinese restaurants across the land. There was no heat on-​because that would cost money.
They also (as is the recent trend) have branched out into Mexican food as well. People like this should be banned from cooking food. Their goal is simply to make money while serving up the worst of the worst… after all, everybody has to eat… right? Incredibly salty, inedible tiny-​shrmp and greasy over-​cooked spring rolls-​cooked in dirty fry oil. To think-​they came all the way from China for this-​SAD.