Green Theory

Have been going here for a few months! I love how helpful they were when one of my vape cartridges was defective. They replaced it no problem! Also I’ve been loving the omega wax!

After reading previous reviews, I was concerned about taking my friend here for help with her chemo-​related nausea and lack of appetite. A phone conversation with a brusque man who said they «didn’t really do» medical cannabis, and would give only a 10% discount if they did, didn’t make it sound any better. So glad our actual experience was excellent! We were warmly welcomed into a bright, well-​appointed store. Dawn was very patient, informative and offered plenty of options; my friend felt good about her choices, and the 20% discount. We will be back.

The sales folks were very nice when I was there, clean store, good selection of the original stuff and lots of types of edibles. Fun to check out even if you don’t get anything. Bring your ID.

Not the greatest costumer service, I dared asking a couple of extra questions about the tincture I was buying and the guy got really annoyed and cranky. Not a great vibe for a cannabis shop.

First time in since this place opened.
They have expanded parking, there is now a lot in the back of the building in addition to the few spots up front. When you enter, you have to wait in a lobby area for them to check your ID then you are able to enter. An employee approached me within a minute to help me out — I certainly appreciate basically having a personal shopper, they give good feedback and recommendations. It was rather busy when I stopped by too.
I signed up for their free club, the guy said certain days there are specials and vendors in store, and in your birthday month you get 20% off.
Prices have dropped considerably — check their website for their current menu of items, including deals.
For those of you complaining of ATM fees, there is a sign on the counter stating so, and they tell you before you use your card how that works. So it is not like it is a secret or a hidden thing. Just pay in cash then.

This place sucks, overpriced for low quality. They don’t let you browse without hawking over your shoulder. i would recommend any of the nice places in the area over this place!

I have been in to this business several times and usually have pretty okay experience. The prices are on the higher end, but they have some budget offerings as well. What I like most is the clean atmosphere and the variety of product.
After today, though, I am altering my previous review and I likely will not be back.
As with most rec places, they need to see your ID at the door. So today my buddy and I got to the door and waited a couple of minutes until the line started to grow and I observed that the customer service representative directly across from the door was just chatting to an attractive customer and not in the process of a sale. I figured it wouldn’t be a horrible thing to do a polite little knock on the glass just to let him know that I was there. The other customer service representative who was actually busy then sharply says «We’ll be right with you man…», which I was okay with and I did acknowledge that HE was busy.
Unfortunately, he then took the opportunity to literally smack talk us to another customer, as if I couldn’t hear him.
«It’s like… I see ya there, man. we’ll get to ya, geeeeez», he mumbled.
Excuse me? You got a lazy salesman leaning on the counter batting his eyes at a female customer who could have EASILY taken 1 second to let the 5 people who were waiting at the door in. Hell, even if he WAS in the middle of a sale, I’m certain that customer wouldn’t have minded him saying «Excuse me one second, just let me let these people in».
I’m a patient person, but I don’t like being ignored on purpose and I don’t like being smack talked right in front of me. I decided to bite my lip about the situation because I didn’t want to cause a scene and ruin other customers’ experiences in the place, but where I come from, you don’t rip on a customer right in front of them even if you are bothered by their actions. Not that I actually did anything bothersome.
To make it even more of a lovely experience, the guy who did open to door for me gave me the cold shoulder the rest of the time. He helped me, he said «have a nice day», but you could tell he was annoyed at us.
Well, I’m really damn sorry that I bothered you, man. I just wanted to patronize your business.
I think I’ll be heading over to Woodinville next time. Thanks.

I will not be going back here again. I used my debit card and not only did an extra 1.5 fee show up on my bank statement. But then an extra 2.5 showed up for using an «atm» I didn’t use an atm. I know what an arm looks like. I paid using my debit card. Rip off

Knowledgeable and helpful staff
Clean and open atmosphere
Lots of edibles and strains to choose from
Convenient location with parking available
My only real qualm with this place is that it is seemingly more expensive than some other popular locations I go to. $ 8 gram Sunday’s is great — however there is only one strain offered. Other places I have been offer $ 10 g specials but with several to choose from… which I enjoy. They do have nice variety here. Raspberry Kush for $ 23/​g is probably my fave.
Their edibles — mints, elixers, caramels, candies… all good.

After giving this business another chance, stay away from here– just like the other reviews say.
I had an issue with a leaking oil cartridge and they made me pay $ 2 more for a replacement, but would not give me the same strain I originally purchased. No one took responsibility and they blamed everyone else for the issue (Liberty Reach etc)
I am reviewing again because I left totally dissatisfied with their complete lack of customer concern AND after reaching out to them on their website, they never even acknowledged my contact. How a business can exist where they can sell any crap they want and need not care about returns or repeat business– if I was the owner and manager, I would be ashamed at the fraud of a business they have started.
So, be warned– they only want your cash (debit cards will cost you a fee that they don’t tell you about) and they do not do any quality control. THAT is left to the customer.
There are plenty of other stores that really do care and want your business and will earn your repeat business.

Worse customer service. Their wax is garbage and way over priced. Stay away from here.
I told them I had lupus and they still hustled me and gave me garbage that was 100.00 a gram.
They should be ashamed of themselves.
If you are sick boycott this place, they only care about ripping you off.
Again such horrible product.

This is by far the best spot in the city filled with great products. The customer service was really what blew me away. For example, Evan, seemed to really knows his stuff and I received exceptional service. I am not from the city so it was very helpful to have his assistance. I’d recommend green theory any time!

Green Theory just became my go-​to place for all my weed necessities. Evan, one of the workers, was super helpful and answered all of my questions patiently (I had many). It was a relaxed and helpful environment. Definitely will recommend to all of my friends.

This place has such a welcoming and warm staff. I was visiting and decided to check out the place and see what all the hype was about. At first I felt so overwhelmed by all the different items they offered but Evan helped my friend and I with thoroughly explaining everything. He was so friendly and knowledgeable. I liked that he didn’t make me feel stupid about any questions I had. I was very indecisive but he was very patient with me. Definitely the place to go for your first time!

Daniel was extremely helpful, very knowledgable on the product he was selling, and was overall just a super nice guy.
It was my first time in a retail shop and he made me feel right at home.
I’ll definitely be coming back because of the wonderful way I was treated, and the selection was pretty great too!

I’ve been visiting Green Theory regularly since they opened. If you are just looking for the cheapest legal weed, this is not your store. This store is for moneyed people that want to find the best weed for their money, and like getting advice from savvy bud-​tenders. And really, the prices have come down. The Juju joins that were up to 100 at one point, and which you can get medically for 20 bucks, are down around 50 I think now.
It’s clean, bright, and they recently added additional parking in the lot up the hill behind them. 99% of the employees I’ve talked to there (and there are quite a few) are kind, funny, helpful, and most of all SUPER knowledgable.
At first I came in asking for whatever strain I had researched, or a strain I already knew. Now I ask my tender what they like, and they are always spot-​on. The most knowledgeable guy is the one with the sweet facial tatts. He’s not really a classic shmoozy sales guy, and can be a little gruff, but he knows his stuff. If he says a strain makes you happy, sleepy, and won’t give you munchies, rest assured, you will get those effects.
And by law, they cannot accept returns due to the law. No store can. So a) take care of your investment. If you spend 80 bucks on a .5g of oil and leave it laying on your car seat to leak… well… b) Complain to the grower\supplier. Liberty Reach, Evergreen, and Dama all make cartridges, see if one brand works better than the other for you.

If you’re on the Eastside and want to play it by the books, it doesn’t hurt to give this place a try. But I wasn’t too impressed.
The prices for edibles (as of January 2015) are pretty absurd. They’re generally $ 40 to $ 60 for less than 100mg. The raw stuff isn’t too bad — I saw 2 grams for $ 45. I’m glad this stuff is being taxed, but either greed or bureaucratic costs are sending the prices quite high.
The people look respectable (no shady characters) but the service wasn’t great. One person asked me if I wanted help but the staff generally didn’t seem super friendly.
Their facilities are quite nice. They’re well-​lit and clean, with lots of space to walk around. The glass display cabinets show off the products in an elegant way.
They only take debit and cash.

I commend the place for having a good atmosphere. It’s bright, modern and has jazz music playing. The staff doesn’t look like, dress like, or act like your stereotypical stoners which is fantastic. For doing their part to undo the ridiculous taboo and chiche I give them a couple of stars toward five.
But that is all I’ll give. Every one of the prices there are, at the very least, THREE TIMES as high as they should be. The product I experienced was wastefully over-​packaged, only fair quality, and much too dry.
Of course the tragedy of prohibition and its unraveling is in its infancy, and the lunacy won’t be over until marijuana has roughly the same regulation as tomatoes. However this step of regulation MUST reach realistic prices or the black market will persist. It’s a no-​brainer.

Stopped by while I was in the area in Bellevue. My first time in a dispensary of any sort.
Store looks nice, modern, crisp and clean. Products appeared to be good quality but prices a bit expensive. Seems to be the norm for dispensaries however.
Employees were informative and very helpful. Great place to go for legal recreational green

Found this to be a very positive experience overall.
The security guards were very engaging and chatty while performing their duties! They made a MAJOR effort to engage with you while waiting in line outside. They also had umbrellas just in case the weather turned on you!
Once inside you’re personally greeted by an individual associate, Kevin was my guy, and he walked me through the shop and their offerings. Clarified any questions and made sure to point out the differences between the novelty products versus the actual everyday stuff.
Prices are high, no pun intended, at $ 30-​$ 120 per gram. Just remember with the way the law is written this is the legal solution that the people chose and have only ourselves to blame.