Spinnaker Photo Imaging Center

Apparently this is some kind of retired prima donna who is doing you a favor by even considering taking your money for services.
After a round of call backs because the guy didn’t answer his phone the 1^st time I called (and left a detailed message, which he didn’t listen to), and after clarification that no, he will definitely not do anything today, we get to this this part of the conversation:
Me: I’m looking to print a [fine art] reproduction that looks as close as possible to the original [which I describe in detail as ink on paper]. Can I send you the file and pick it up tomorrow?
David Miller: No, I have to look at it first before I decide if I will print it.
Me: Ok, can I share it with you via google drive? Do you have a gmail account?
DM: No, you have to send it using [some obscure service he uses]
Me: Um, ok.
DM: Who took the original photo?
Me: It’s a flatbed scan, I did it myself.
DM: You don’t understand, who took the photo in the first place?
Me: It’s from a flatbed scanner, I scanned it myself.
DM: I don’t think you want to work with me. You’re not answering my questions.
Me: [click]
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You’re right, Sir, I don’t want to work with you! Luckily there are other service providers in this town who at least know how to conduct a professional phone call. However good Mr. Miller may be at his art is not worth the effort for me, that’s for sure.