Casey’s Carry Out Pizza

I highly recommend this place if you are going out for an evening with friends, as long as you are fasting! Bring along your Barium and know that, in comparison to your friends, you’re up for an evening of fine dining!
Stopped in here to fill up my car at about 8 o’clock tonight. I missed Breakfast and Lunch and was absolutely STARVING. I ran inside and grabbed 3 slices. The slices were very small (which usually is a bad thing, but not in this case) and it cost $ 7.50!!! I tore into the first slice, it was dripping grease and was as rubbery as a Michelin tire. I sat it down and jumped to the second slice and it was as bad as the first. I was so hungry I fought through it. I took a bite of the third slice and began reminiscing for my earlier starving state.
Ahhh but wait, the best is yet to come. Within half an hour, this pizza gave my ass a beating Chuck Norris would have been proud of. This stuff is the very definition of «epic fail».
Your choice my friends, run away or run to the bathroom.