Boscov’s Dept Stores

OMG!
Let me try to be nice first. They had a wide selection of something I think was popular in the 50’s – the housecoat. Not just one, but dozens of styles. I was tempted to get one because it would make me feel like a stepford wife when answering the door while pregnant.
I sent a text to my husband «I swear I found the store with the largest selection of hideous shit». Many items were made from polyester and seemed to be out of a 70’s catalogue. I expected there to be a musty smell (there wasn’t). There appeared to be names I had heard of, but a little voice in my head told me to keep wandering through as though I was in an odd dream. This place can’t possibly be real, can it? That helped me get through the store.
FYI: I don’t know why it was listed as an optical center, but I’m sure there is one there amongst the racks and racks of ugh clothing. It’s a department store which makes Kmart and Sears seem welcoming, comfortable, and up to date.