As Seen On TV

Hi Derryk the Samurai here to introduce you to the AMAZING new As Seen On TV store. They have it all from Oxyclean to the Pajama Jean, The Garden Groom to the Sham Wow. You name it they got it, all for the incredible price of full retail. Ron Popeil of Ronco the original shill himself would be proud. But wait there’s more! They even have the original Veg-​O-​Matic and the legendary Ginsu knife (don’t laugh I have a set of those steak knives, sharp as hell just like my Katana sword). This is amazing, this is incredible and if you act RIGHT NOW you too can enjoy seeing all these cheesy and corny but can’t live without gadgets all in one place. That’s right if you travel within the next few moments over to Montgomery Mall you will find all of these incredible items up by the food court for the first time EVER. Don’t believe me just take a look at this incredible demonstration as PROOF of the power of late night television ads or early Sunday morning infomercials and what they can do for you. ACT NOW supplies are UNLIMITED!!!