El Taco Ranchero

Oh hey y’all, let’s deconstruct Tom’s review.
The tacos are BOMB dot com! Unlike «oily spicy bits of rubber,» the chicken tacos are deliciously spiced and seasoned in warm tortillas. With such simple ingredients, this place knows how to make a great taco with focused and intense flavors. The cilantro and onions are fresh, and the hot salsa is actually hot! I literally wanted to take one bottle home. This place definitely has the best tacos in Alabama, and it can compete with California tacos.
Finally, let’s be real yo, are you gonna trust a guy who put this place on the same level of Bojangles and Applebee’s? That’s just straight up wrong, son. Also, why would ever EVER trust anyone who gave Cheesecake Factory «4 Stars» and calls it «a little too high class»? Nope. Nope. Never. Nope.
Go to this place and you won’t be disappointed. Family friendly service and delicious food. Treat yo self, B’ham.