Krystal

Don’t let the 91 health department rating fool you. Or the milkshake machine. We ordered 4 Krystal’s 2 plain. 2 milkshakes. And a fry and a chili fry. Well first of all, she opens a fridge and grabs a milk shake. It’s the only one they have. So she makes me a Coke. When I ask for my over $ 1 in refund she suddenly realizes they may have more milk shakes somewhere outside. Ummmm WHAT?! The manger makes the second milk shake and realizes the other girl made the first one wrong. (Apparently you throw a pint of milk in a cup of something frozen and beat it with the milk shake machine. They didn’t add the milk to the first one). When we finally got our milkshakes right our food was cold. And all of the burgers were plain. Well I took two back and asked for them all the way. Five seconds later I had two Krystals — no onion but enough mustard for a king sized burger. We began to eat. Remarkably it wasn’t awful. But when the employees started screaming obscenities at one another, it was time to leave. We threw our food in the trash and headed out the door. The drive through register was beeping and there was a couple of cars waiting at the speaker, but all the employees were taking a break at a table. Oh well, the people not getting waited on in the drive thru were the lucky ones. Indulge your Krystal craving at a different Krystal!

Ya know, there used to be a jingle for Krystal which was something like «get a happy Krystal cravin’ «whatever…
Anyway now and then, that cravin’ hits and there is no escaping the unquenchable (is that spelled wrong?) desire for a bag of Krystals. For any who have missed out on proper Southern culture, a Krystal hamburger is a small square bun steamed with plenty of onions, mustard, a pickle slice and an extremely small thin square of what they refer to as «meat»…how good is that! Actually, they are really good once in a while.
Now that I think about it, I need to head to Krystal for a couple immediately!