Mikey’s Hug Deli

I’ve never been to a hug deli, and I still haven’t.
Mikey’s sent me a free psychic hug today and they like, didn’t even know. I think they need to watch their inventory. However, the hug itself was warm like butter, had no detectable or annoying scent, and I could totally feel fine sand gently lapping at my feet. I’m going to recommend Mikey’s Hug Deli takeout hugs for ALL psychic needs, real or imagined. They might suck in person, idk. But they back up their hugs with hugs. And they have a secret menu!!! Guys, ask for the «John Travolta!»
Thanks!!! I’ll be back! Xo AWESOME HUGS!!!
(Reviewer was provided hug without giving any compliment)

At first I wasn’t quite sure what to expect from Mikey’s Hug Deli. The Hug Deli down the playa was charging 10 compliments for a hug, with mixed reviews, so I was worried that this just another trendy overnight Hug Deli that was trying to cash in on this brand new Burning Man trend. Well let me tell you… despite my low expectations, the hug quality and service were above and beyond anything I’ve ever experienced. I’ve experienced some of the world’s greatest hugs from huge families in Greece and many from families in Italy and around the world, but Hug Deli’s hugs are to die for!
Apart from the quality of their Hugs and Sides, I was shocked to find out that their Hugs are only 2 compliments and their sides are only 1 compliment! They simply can’t be beat on price or quality … Since I only had 3 compliments left for gas and food to get home and expected to spend at least 2 compliments on gas alone, I was hesitant at first … but even though I walked away with no compliments left in my wallet, it was 1000% worth it. Turns out I was hitch hiking home as I could not afford gas and Mikey himself picked me up and got me home! Also worth noting that the other Hug Deli that was charging 10 compliments a Hug, Kenny’s Hug Deli, is now out of business. They were including a side of boner in their Hugs and that did NOT go over well… you killed Kenny!
Pro Tip: The Gangster Hug does not involve a knife or gun, don’t be shy! The Long and Uncomfortable Hug time will vary on your level of comfort… or slightly past that level of comfort, I should say … and the Beverly Hills Air Hug will leave you feeling … well a little bit empty inside if you are looking for a traditional hug, which is the point, getting close to a traditional hug basically ruins a Beverly Hills Air Hug …
In Summary: 10 of 10 would do again… and be sure to leave YOUR review on Unilocal!