Ian Hearthands

such.a.tease.

Ian’s Hearthands are just a rouse.
Ian will charm you with his:
1-​Rock hard abs.
2-​Thighs the size of a sequoia.
3-​His sly grin.
4-​Drink of choice, Chartreuse.
5-​The sparkle in his eye that shows he is listening.
6-​His giggle.
7-​His BMW.
8-​His short shorts
9-​The size of his macro.
10-​His conversation.
Sure he will tell you that he loves you, but he loves all his conquests.
He will toss you to the curb with your stroller
as soon as some other hussy comes along with a marathon
under her belt.
Ian and his Hearthands, a piggyback ride I don’t need.

I’ve had better but I’d give it a second chance.