Nitro Club

As far as strip clubs go in boulder, this is clearly the best one.
«Unfortunately»
The bar tender was extremely rude.
After tipping a bit too week
Well. I was refused service, even though I came in with cash prepared for drinks, and girls.
The dancers are to rough, seating is very uncomfortable staff is unfriendly.
I would have given this review two stars, but with the price of the drinks, and entry fee.
I say one star, clearly the quality clubs, are not in this city

Girls were alright but I expected better in Boulder. Not like a regular strip club. expensive for everything and just mediocre. Wouldn’t go back.

Nitro can be a good deal on Industry night but they rarely have good talent on the stage. Friday and Saturday nights have much better trim and raise the drink price substantially. Overall just meh. If you want to have a rowdy good time go to Shotgun Willy’s or La Boheim.

This place is probably one of the nicest night life or club in Boulder. The girls are all uniquely different and drop dead gorgeous! Staff is friendly and there’s always a drink special. I always have fun when im at Nitro it blows some clubs in Denver out the water.

Check out Industry nights on Sundays, free drinks for service industry folks and cheap for the rest of us. Saw hi to Jake behind the bar.

This is a cute stripclub, with decent quality of strippers. I was surprised. I thought this stripclub would be horribly bad. It’s actually pretty decent. It’s way better than the «The Penthouse» in Denver, that’s for sure. The girls at the Penthouse scared me. The girls at Nitro are actually kind of cute. The stripclub is in a alley, which is OK. The alley smells like burnt tampons, though, on some days. The drinks are reasonably cheap as well. This is a good place to hang out, and just chill, because they play all kinds of music.

I was very unimpressed with this club! I came in with my boyfriend last Saturday. The music was terribly loud, couldn’t hear a thing anyone said, and I’m not old and deaf. I don’t know if there are rules that a dancer in the ring can’t stay more than 1 min with one person, or what! That new blond, came and stated dancing in front of me, I gave a $ 5 to, and she immediately walked off, I was so annoyed with that, I will never go back to see that girl. I loved Rowan she has way more personality than all the other girls put together that night! She stayed the longest and I kept giving her money, but I did get a sense that she had to go too, like some manager was watching her to see how long she was staying with me. I would have loved a lap dance from her but she was never on the floor after being in the ring, what’s up with that?! Oooh and the cover! Holy crap! You charged me, a woman $ 6, every other dance club I’ve been to, girls are no cover, because I always come in with a man and spend at least a few hundred dollars. Oooh right, it gets even worse! The drinks were the weakest drinks I’ve ever had, for $ 8 a drink! I got 5 drinks and barley had a buzz. My guess is, they water there vodka down! Don’t bother with the drinks, that was a total rip off!
Needless to say I will not recommend this place or revisit this place anytime soon!

Took my girlfriend here on a wednesday and initially liked what we saw. The ambience was nice for a strip club and the doormen were very courteous and helpful, but unfortunately that were only good things about the place.
I had previously come here a few times before the last few years and enjoyed it. This time however once we sat down I noticed the quality of girls had gone down enough that some of them were more fit for clubs like SNL and the Paper Tiger.
Out of the nine girls they had working that night, only two paid any attention to us at all. And one of those happen to be an old friend of ours. As for the other girls, it didnt matter how much money we had out for them (two different times we had at least $ 20 sitting in front of us for any girl that would come near), we were ignored while some of the other men sitting at the stage would hand out a dollar for the entire set and get all the attention.
To cap it off, the bartender was unfriendly and didnt seem to know how to make cocktails, pouring nothing but alcohol and no mixer into a glass when asked for a long island. She was however at least attentive to us when we wanted a drink as we had to stand at the bar due to our cocktail waitress walking by and ignoring us not one, not two, but three seperate times even with me waving my arm in the air and verbally asking for her help.
As my visits before this were good, I would probably be willing to try it again, but not for awhile, there are plenty of other clubs in the state that I would like to visit.

Woohoo!!! Fun times at the Nitro. Came here with some co-​workers last night since the town was dead and had a blast. Its your typical topless club. The chicks are really cool, some are hotter than others, but overall cute. The happy hour drink prices rocked. Who can be $ 2 well drinks, lol. Now for the downer, there’s a $ 10 cover fee, lap dances are $ 25 for 2 – 3 minutes, a 30 minute full on dance is $ 225 (plus a 10% commission for the club). Overall, a fun place when the town is dead!

I first went out of curiosity. They didn’t have a liquor license yet so it was a good place to hit after a night out. I have fallen in love there plenty of times there. It’s a reasonable cover, and the entertainment is top notch.
The amateur night was particularly fun for my friends and I. I’m pretty sure I saw a girl from my chemistry class get up and dance.
I think the atmosphere is somewhat classy, nice chairs, clean, good staff. It manages to feel somewhat private even though you’re surrounded by people.
If you’re out in boulder avoid the Bus Stop and hit up Nitro, it’s closer and way better.

This place gets better every time I go. It’s classy but you get a lot for your buck in most cases. A couple of the girls aren’t as outgoing and creative as a stripper should be but most of them are AWESOME: kind, energetic, sexy, and just all around a good time. Very little silicone, some nights there’s none at all, which I think is great. There are usually men AND women in the crowd. I say go there and see if you have fun.

I have found the cut fruit they put in the drinks at the Nitro Club to be of excellent restaurant quality. A few slices of lemon and a cherry makes a satisfying and healthy light meal. (It’s vegetarian too! How Boulder is that!?)
While all of the music and dancing going on can sometimes be distracting, and the dress code is a little odd, I find the food to be a real draw. Definitely one of downtown Boulder’s signature restaurants!

Nitro Club was stealthily opened in early 2008. It seems almost no one was aware of the club opening in the alley behind Pearl Street Mall until the company posted their first advertisement. What followed was general shock and outrage by the «open minded» Boulder community.
You see, Nitro is a Strip club. Yes, that is right, a strip club right in the heart of downtown Boulder in the alley just behind Old Chicago’s and Pearl Street Pub and Cellar. What could be a better addition to Pearl Street’s Tibetan/​Chic/​Designer over-​priced shops and mega chain restaurants than a strip club!
After hearing some reviews from friends, I decided I had to experience Nitro for myself.
I must point out I am not a huge fan of strip clubs; I will visit one maybe once in a six month period or for events like bachelor parties, etc. While I enjoy the experience, strip clubs have always felt more like an expensive tease to me that just leave you worse off after than you were before. Enough said on that.
My partner in crime for the evening was a female friend who is bisexual and has a thing for exotic dancers. Note to all the guys out there; if possible take a female with you to strip clubs. You will get infinitely more attention and be able to take more liberties with an attractive lady by your side.
We arrived at the club around 11:30 on a Saturday evening; pretty close to what would be prime time I imagine. Nitro stays open until 4 am, making the club an attractive option for bar goers who get ushered out at 2 pm. I can’t remember exactly what we paid for cover, I think it might have been 15 for me and 10 for her, although I was already hammered off Sake bombs by this point and could have cared less what the cover charge was since I was not paying for the entertainment that evening.
Club Nitro is divided into two sections, the regular section and a VIP Speak Easy section where you can consume alcohol. Instead of applying for a traditional liquor license, the owner of Nitro went the route of a private club where customers can bring and consume their own liquor. Like bars in Utah. You can join the Speak Easy for 45 dollars a month or ~500 a year.
My friend decided to use her charm to gain us access to the Speak Easy section of the club. I am not sure exactly what she paid; but I don’t think she had to come up with 45 dollars per person.
Once inside the Speak Easy, the night was much more enjoyable. There is a special area next to the stage for Speak Easy members, as well as comfortable couches and a large coffee table the dancers take advantage of. My friend flirted with some of the guys to score us free drinks and we proceeded to consume more alcohol. This resulted in even more exciting lap dances as the night progressed.
The Atmosphere
Nitro was disappointing from an ambiance standpoint; then again it is a strip club…
The weirdest part is the low ceiling and non-​elevated stage. The ladies can barely climb the pole before hitting the ceiling, and it can be tough to see the floor routines unless you are right next to the stage.
The Ladies
I was actually presently surprised by the talent at Nitro. I had heard the women were old, and looked like life time dancers who were just working a new spot. This was not really the case, as there were several attractive young ladies dancing that evening. A handful of the girls were pretty broke, including visible bruises on their bodies and excessive stretch marks and wrinkled skin.
Of the three of four attractive dancers, two of them gave very respectable lap dances. On the other end of the spectrum, one of the girls performed one of the worst lap dances I have ever received; and that is saying something!
You are not normally supposed to touch the dancers, but I found this was not a requirement for my friend and I. In fact, my friend got very friendly with several of the dancers, resulting in security frequently walking by to keep things under control.
We must have dropped close to $ 300 dollars on lap dances and tips. We did not leave the club until 3:30 in the morning. If you stay in a strip club for four hours, that is always a good sign!
All in all, I would have to give Nitro 3 stars.
Star 1 — A strip club right off Pearl Street Mall leaping distance from some of my favorite watering holes.
Star 2 — A decent selection of attractive dancers (not comparing to Vegas obviously) and a better selection apparently than when the club first opened.
Star 3 — Figuring out a loop hole to both open a strip club in Boulder and somehow allow patrons to consume liquor. A fine achievement in the true spirit of American capitalism.
If you find yourself drunk in Boulder and would like to watch some live entertainment, check out Nitro and support your local exotic dancer!