Kozmic Smiles

In the middle of the Red Barn Flea Market in Bradenton, FL there is a space set aside for a vendor who sells immediate teeth whitening services. I stopped to take a look because there were three people there who were partaking in these services and the fluorescent blue glow of their smiles caught my attention. I quickly searched Unilocal for info on these services, found none, and decided to try it out myself. I like my blueberries and red wine and the thought of having my teeth turn up to 20 shades lighter appealed to me. Here’s the pitch: turn your teeth up to 20 shades lighter, price is normally $ 119 but «today» they’re running a $ 79 special. You can get 20 minutes of service but because they’re slow today you’ll get 40 minutes. So I sat there with a smile on my face, blue light up to my mouth and waited for my teeth to turn back to baby smile white. End result: It sorta worked. I probably went 2 — 3 shades lighter. I think my money could have been better spent buying a do-​it-​yourself kit from CVS.