Spot Free No 1

This is the grimiest car wash I’ve ever been to, and nothing here works well enough to clean a car. There is an ancient coin change machine and no way to use a debit or credit card. After getting $ 20 in quarters, I put change in the vacuum machine only to pick up the hose and find that the end attachment was not actually attached. The other vacuum machine didn’t work, so I gave up on vacuuming and drove around to find the least dirty wash bay. The stickers were all worn off the selector, so I had to dial around until I found the soap setting. The soap brush was on the ground, and instead of foamy soap it just streamed pink liquid that didn’t bubble up. The brush was completely ineffective and didn’t scrub off anything from my car. I tried the high pressure wash with soap only to find that there was no soap in it, and there was also no high pressure as it merely produced a weak stream of water. Fed up and worried about how dirty *I* was getting just by being there, I dialed until I found the rinse option and I rinsed off my still-​dirty car.

Wish I could give it no stars. Don’t waste your money on this 1980’s car wash. Horrible pressure and the water smells awful. I’m going home to take a shower to make sure I didn’t catch something.