Van Cortlandt Motel

Here I am, the first female to review a ghetto ass hourly motel. I’d say FML but enough of that. I’d better never Unilocal-​in again at the risk of being labeled a «regular.»
Cheap place when you and someone else (or people) just need privacy for a little while because you can’t do something in your car… take a shower, yeah that’s it!
No frills. At all. You’ll probably get only enough toilet paper for two, so no group meetings. The two towels were small, more like hand towels so forget about showering.
I wouldn’t spend the night though. This place is a bit run-​down. Of course, they removed the chain locks. But the bathroom door and door frame, I don’t know what happened there. Scribbling (with a writing instrument, THANK GOD) on the door and… ceiling?! As you can tell, I had plenty of time to take pics while SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW was like zzzzzzzzz.
Listen, I’ve only visited with only one other person. The same person. I swear. NO I didn’t charge him either!
Do what you came to do and GTFO.

I called this place to get directions to the place top pick up a friend of mine. Whoever was in the front clearly didn’t feel like helping and gave me attitude after I had to ask her to repeat what ever she was saying as she was mumbling the entire time. No thanks