Brooklyn Bites

I haven’t done delivery, so I can’t speak to that, but what I do love is their Cheeseburger. Their fries are okay, but that cheeseburger… man is it good. I haven’t tried anything other that the cheeseburger and fries. It comes to $ 5.75 with a soda and boy is it tasty. I try not to eat meat or drink soda but on those days when I need some comfort food, this is the place!

They are one of the only places open very late for delivery near me, and they are fast. The food is not OH MY GOD AMAZING but don’t expect that from a place that serves both indian food and pizza!
If you’re vegetarian, go for the roti rather than the curry (it’s pretty tasteless…)

Not a bad first experience. I called them to place an order for delivery sometime after midnight. It took less than 20 minutes for my food to arrive. The delivery guy called me when he was at my door and he was very polite. I ordered a chicken gyro, a vegetable samosa, and a chicken samosa. Everything was pretty good for late night fast food delivery. I notice some people have complained about the delivery times through third party delivery companies. I suggest calling the restaurant (s) directly. It seems to cut down delivery times.

I actually really enjoy this place, and my fiancée and I always find ourselves coming here if we can’t think of anything for dinner. I never had to order anything for delivery because I live so close (so I can’t speak to that), however I do have to say that ordering the food there is always pleasant because the men who work there are always very very nice. They took the time to learn our names, and know our orders (we have a rotating system of around 5 dishes depending what we are in the mood for).
Is the food 5-​star, Zagat rated, NY Times reviewed? No. However, I enjoy their food, and they have such an extensive menu that I could try something new every time I go. I love their samosas, mango lassi, meatball pasta, pizza, and chicken over rice. The wait is a little long but it’s because everything is made to order, but I’ve never EVER gotten food there and said to myself «I don’t like this/​I can’t eat this.» The food has always hit the spot, and there are so many options that you kind of can’t go wrong. If you want something tasty and maybe a little bad for you, hen definitely go to Brooklyn Bites.

They constantly take over an hour to deliver regardless of what time of day it is. My delivery driver just refused to get out of his car and made me come downstairs to pick up my food. Make sure you always tip in cash so they actually have to deliver the food to your front door.

I placed an order for delivery here and was sorely disappointed. Only half of my food actually got delivered to me, and the turkey burger was severely undercooked. DO NOT GO HERE.

Pros: open late as fuck! 3am on the weekend?! Hell yeah. Low delivery minimum. And, open late as fuck!
Cons: grab a snack, cause it’s a list…
— food is MEDIOCRE
— dry ass falafel. DO NOT get that veggie salad
— the delivery guy is lazy as fuck. Dude will call you and tell him to meet you somewhere cause he can’t find parking. No shit! It’s Brooklyn. That’s why I ordered delivery, so I didn’t have to find a spot and went and picked up food.
— on two separate occasions, part of my order was forgotten, which meant I’d have to come back down again and meet the delivery guy.
— it took over an hour at midnight to get my food when seamless site said it would be 30 – 45 minutes.
There are more, but I need to call them to figure out where’s my sandwich that they forgot to deliver.

Really, really mediocre Indian food. I’ve ordered from there twice — both times around midnight, when other places were closed. The first time I was too drunk to remember eating. The second time the food was so vile that I threw it away. Tasteless, under salted, poorly spiced. I’d avoid it unless you’re just wasted and need to eat something/​anything.

I was charmed by the diverse menu, unfortunately. I ordered an Indian dish and pizza, assuming that the focus on quality bread in the crust and naan (as well as different takes on sauces) would lead to an interesting taste for the different cuisines. Sadly, the Indian and American fare both left a lot to be desired. The pizza had such perfect symmetry in shape and pepperoni distribution, with such little taste or sauce, that I would not be surprised that it was mass produced and merely heated on-​site. (The lack of marinara sauce accompanying the mozzarella sticks also makes me question whether or not they even carry marinara.) The naan was fairly flat, though a little better than the pizza. The curry was also fairly tasteless and watery; definitely the worst I’ve had in the area. There was no hint of spice or any kind of heft that provides the sauce with personality.
They have an extensive menu, which should appeal to a wide variety of pallets, but I wonder what they do well.
On the other hand, the delivery was very quick!

Great food! Tons of options, super cheap, and gave us free naan and rice pudding with our delivery. Can’t beat that!

I’ll start off with the good. The Juice options are various, and I ordered the «cancer fighter C,» which is blueberry, mango, carrot, and beets and was pleased.
I ordered a chicken hero and was asked to repeat my order a couple of times, each time saying I wanted fries, too. I waited longer than I’d have liked to, and when my order was finally ready, I asked for the fries. The response was just «no sir, no fries,» instead of trying to fix the issue.
Staff just seems really low-​energy, and there’s no true organization to what’s going on. You’d be much better off going a few blocks north to Tony’s Pizza or over to Prospect Park to Wholesome if you want a cheap-​ish sandwich or salad option.