Hong Kong Cafe

Just ordered.
Got 3 dishes and some egg rolls.
1. Pork Lo Mein — Obviously microwaved from cold noodles. No pork. In-​edible.
2. General Tso — One first bite seemed okay, but lots of bone and cartiledge pieces… In-​edible.
3. Szechuan Chicken — Just inedible
4. Egg Rolls. Not even crispy, barely warm, in-​edible.
Not worth eating I just threw away the rest of it.

Listen up friends. It’s &*^%$ cold outside, you’ve just returned home from work and a dr. appointment, somehow it’s 11pm and you’ve not eaten all day. It happens. And when this happens, no one is reaching for bone broth or a bitter greens cleansing salad.
Amirite? I am.
What one needs is delicious Chinese-​American comfort food, for the feels and the brrrrrr.
Googling revealed that Hong Kong Kitchen is open until 11:30pm. (It’s Brooklyn people. Not Dayton, Ohio. This should be the norm for grubspots, no?) One very pleasant call later, I’m told to expect my food in 20 minutes. BUT NOPE — it shows up in 15 minutes. Like a Las Vegas Show[person], resplendent in bejeweled finery, already ready to stun with high kicks, tremendous maquillage, and those crazy feathers. This is good. This is very, very good.
And it gets better.
The delivery gentleman is lovely; my order is crazy tasty; and the café included a gratis faux-​bamboo scroll 2016 calendar like the ones I used to get when I actually lived in Hong Kong, and ate real Cantonese food, on the regular. Never mind. I spoke a little Mandarin to the delivery gentleman and he replied without laughing. (Mom and Dad: see, living abroad has value!!!) It was a moment, folks.
In fact, it was such a moment, I rang the restaurant back and spoke to the lady who took my order to let her know I was very happy with my food and service. She asked if I liked the calendar. UM YASSSSS!
Delivery is fast. Prices are super reasonable. There seems not to be a cut-​off for fast delivery as my order rang $ 7.75. I tipped 50%, dug into my General Tso, and that, friends, was that.
Order from here. You’ll be happy.

Fave Chinese take out in the area. For what it is –cheap and quick – I can’t complain. It gets the job done and I didn’t feel disgusting or heavy after I ate the chicken fried rice so I’m gonna say it’s a win!

Being an ABC. I grew up eating whatever was fast and cheap in Florida. They are able to do whatever crazy concoction you want. Want to add some kind of sauce or gravy to your pork fried rice. They’ll do it. They are nice so they’ll try to be patient with your crazy order. But nonetheless it’s a reliable neighborhood spot for typical American Chinese take out. Take that foodie spirit out. As this just to get some food in your stomach type of deal. But oh so good it is. As guilty as you might feel afterwards.

I love this place. Really friendly owners too. General tso is the bomb here

I’ve been looking for a Chinese place by me that can compare to my favs and this place is it. Even the brown rice is good. I am happy I found this place and the customer service is great!