Kerok Kickz

I walked by, did a double take, and walked back. Because I’m a Nikehead (and before you ask… yes, I also wear chains that excite the feds).
And the first thing that caught my eye was the sweet selection of Nikes on the wall. I liked a few, but I was about to meet some friends for dinner and drinks (Traif is down the street), and I didn’t feel like carting a pair of shoes around all night. (Oh, and, I don’t really need any more shoes, and I don’t have to buy EVERYTHING I LIKE. Do you hear me, [redacted]?)
But they ALSO had fat laces for ONLY $ 2. So I bought those, and lived happily ever after.