Myrtle Star Deli

I spent a day in Fort Greene Park with my best (and only) friend.
peter d: I’m hungry.
iPhone: Then stop taking video of Dancing Man.*
peter d: I want a sandwich.
iPhone (via Unilocal app): Go to Farmer in the Deli.
A few minutes pass.
peter d: There’s 20 people waiting in line!
iPhone: You wanted the best sandwich around.
peter d: But I’m hungry NOW.
iPhone: I don’t know what to tell you. I’m just a phone.
Now, at this point I was at a loss. When my electronic devices no longer have a solution, I usually give up. Just this once, I picked my head up, and (don’t try this at home) looked around. And so I can report the following:
If you’re hanging out in Fort Greene Park, and you need a sandwich, your Unilocal iPhone application might tell you to go to Farmer in the Deli. But if 20 other people had the same idea as you, and you don’t want to wait in line, you can walk down the street and get a perfectly acceptable turkey sandwich at Myrtle Star.
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*There is a dancing man who hangs out near this park, and he will dance, hilariously, to any music being played, for as long as it goes on. I’m talking hours.