Old American Can Factory

WHAT UP, WHAT UP!!!
Some dude bought me a ticket to see Omar Souleyman here. I had no idea what I was in store for. But it was fucking fantastic.
Let me give you an image of his cd:
Anyway.
Before the show started and we were allowed into the courtyard, we were met by a market of handmade wares. There was some awesome jewelery to be bought, along with natural body products and clothing. I was pretty impressed.
THEN…IT WAS SHOW TIME. this wacky band played first and we laughed and laughed. Omar Souleyman comes on, and it’s HAPPENIN’. That dude, in full garb, motioning for us to dance and clap and screaming «YALLA!!!». Amazing. And dance we did. For over an hour. My entire body was covered in sweat. It was beautiful. The courtyard is the perfect size for an intimate, outdoor show. I look forward to seeing more fascinating concerts at the Old American Can Factory.

OH HOW YOU SUCK. LET ME COUNT THE WAYS.
1. YOU HAVE 4 TOILETS. If you have over 100 patrons and 4 toilets the bath breaks down pretty quickly. Not to mention they’re not divided into men’s and women’s toilets so I’m basically wasting my NYE to girls doing makeup because that’s what takes so damn long most of the time.
2. YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH RACKS FOR COATCHECK. When half of your customers have to throw their coats into the giant pile, hoping beyond hope that their black wool coat, which looks just like everyone else’s black wool coat will come back to them you are a poorly run business.
3. YOUR BOUNCERS SUCK. If I wait 25 minutes in line only to be told I’m not in line when the person in front of me was just served makes no sense. Do you not want my money? That’s fine with me. BTW if you’re the owner and you’re reading this figure out who the bouncer was on the right side of the bar around 12;30 and fire him because he’s costing you money. Money I would gladly spend because I’m at a club but am being prevented from doing so due to the prick you hired.
4. YOUR DJ SUCKS. Notice all those people sitting? Yea that’s not what’s up.
From what I heard the cops that showed up were their because apparently they don’t have a liquor license. I Sincerely hope this is true and that the Old American Can Factory will survive only in our memories of it’s crappiness.