Colonie Lounge

Wish this place was open in the day time…
I’ve visited this establishment many times in my life. It’s my favorite. When NYS legalizes maryjane$ I hope that they allow puffin’, because there’s nothin I love more than a smoke and a fine lady

OMGG!!! I enjoyed it! There could have been more hot girls. but I liked it coz first: it was the first time I’ve ever been to one and second: the latina was hot! so 4stars just for that!

Girls are skanky, but that’s what you should expect going to a trashy strip joint.
Drinks are expensive, but again…
The Champagne Room is very dark, but also pretty open and visible to the goon sitting guard outside so I don’t think you can expect TOO much to happen. However, I’ve had some very friendly girls who let your hands explore, and I’ve even made out with one during a lap dance — no extra cost. Then again, I’m really good looking.

For a strip club located in a quasi-​urban-​suburban neighborhood in North Buffalo, one would think the quality of the ladies would be slightly more upscale. I can practically walk to this place from Amherst! Take it up a notch, people!
OK, fine, it’s in a non-​descript brick building that one would easily confuse with many of the fine dive bar littering the Hertel Strip, and the beers are priced accordingly. Or as my waitress helpfully pointed out, it’s hella cheaper to buy a bucket of beers versus buying them individually.
By way of comparision to other strip clubs (internationally at that)*, the strippers don’t have that vacant eastern european stare, that brazilian desperation, that crystal meth atlantan (atlantonian?) shake or that Vegas-​style sweet smell of Love’s Baby Soft. What they do have is that Buffy extra layer of warmth, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Why high-​tail over the border to the ballet when you can enjoy the finest in entertainment right here at home! Buy local!
*As we sat drinking beers, comparing strip clubs around the world… we’re like international ambassadors of the finest.