Xposed Gentlemen’s Club

Last Friday in the states before I deploy. Stripper Courtney completely put my money in her bikini and then said she was drunk and couldn’t remember what happened. My mistake for going with the little bit of time I had left but honestly made me feel like they could care less that I’d spent 8 years in the Marine Corps and was deploying in a few days. Bad business and shady practices.

Very rude people that work there. I called on tuesday night on march 17 th. The guy who answered the phone was very rude. I would never having someone answering my phones like that if i had a business.

The billboards around the Valley say first visit admission is free. When you get there you pay $ 20 Fyi even if you mention it to them. Wth

It’s a nice club. Pretty girls. Management are really laid back. The owner is nice. And the booths are always clean. One of my favorites.

Our expectations were on the floor, but it was our friends birthday and they wanted to go. We came here Thanksgiving day and expected to see half eaten turkey bones, mashed potatoes, and dancers that looked like Thanksgiving hams. Boy were we pleasantly surprised.
First of all, Thursday is couples night where your date gets in for free and lap dances are two for one. You have to kiss your date so don’t pretend to be on a date with your fraternity brothers unless you prefer Xposed Chippendales.
On to the girls. The setup was different than most clubs that we’ve been to. They had two girls dancing at once and they interact very well. In between the sets a sexy cleaner came out and sprayed everything down while grinding the pole /​floor /​scrub brush. Additionally, the girls were very friendly and not so pushy. They were not the cream of the crop but what do you expect after a 4500 calorie thanksgiving dinner…
The setup of the club is very nice. Alcohol is not allowed in the strip club but there is a bar next door. The girls seemed to dance there as well, but they kept their clothes on.
Overall, it was a great experience and we all had a blast! This is a Thanksgiving that we won’t forget :)
Pros:
Date gets in for free on Thursday
$ 20 topless dances
$ 40 nude dances
Alcohol readily available next door
Friendly staff
Friendly dancers
Clean club (if you call a girl leaving snail trails across the stage clean)
Cons:
Too far from where we live: P

Had an awesome time at the club got a dance from daisy what an amazing girl. I will be back to see her

False Advertising and zero service. By far the worst experience I have ever had in such an establishment. Took my partner for couples night, where it was advertised both on their website, and on every table in the room, was free cover and free dances for women all night. Immediately ran us up for $ 20 cover, despite our protests. We had driven way out of our way to get there, but admission included our first drink so we risked it…
That was a mistake. For three hours, there wasn’t a single waitress or bartender in the whole building. We sat parched and miserable, to no avail. For thirty minutes, not a single dancer graced the stage. It was 9pm, wtf is going on with this place. Finally, after one dancer every ten minutes and zero drinks served all night, we gave up. Oh, and those unlimited free lap dances for my wife? Never got a single one. I had to buy myself one and they would split the time between us. Absurd and as false as advertising gets. No idea how they are still in business.

Came here with a friend last night and I was a little disappointed. The girls were ok. I’m not going to pick apart their appearance but most were au natural. I will say I only saw one smile. They all looked bored while walking the floor. Ok most of us become dancers because «we have to» or whatever but if you are going to do it DO IT WITH A SMILE. No one likes a stripper with a bad attitude. The girls on stage were what disappointed me the most. Two girls came out at a time, spun around the pole once or twice then twerked on all fours All of which lasted 60 seconds. A few even went behind the curtain to strip down then come back out butt naked. I’m confused. Isn’t that supposed to be done on stage??? Where’s the pole work? Where’s the floor work? WHERE IS THE PERFORMANCE? At least give me a good hair flip!!! I don’t want to just see a naked chick gyrate on the floor I WANT A SHOW! On top of all that all the dancers avoided us and didn’t offer us a dance which I’m sure the fact that I look like an amazon stripper from mars may be intimidating but still. Plus the music was your typical twerk music which I dig but again like a said where is the performance? It all seemed lazy and half assed. I blame lil Wayne.

There are signs all over the valley advertising FREE ADMISSION. Well, that’s a LIE! Be ready to pay! 3÷22÷14

The reverse ATMs that take your money & green-​light/​red-​light you in the VIP is the wackess thing I’ve ever seen.

Xposed is the shit at night. the girls are awesome and always entertaining.

Avoid this place! I brought my three Australian friend to This place they were surprised seeing strippers. Its probably was saddest strip club ever

lots of fun playing with the girls

Arright. I love Xposed. Is love the right word for a strip club? Yes.
The dancers are beautiful, but real-​woman beautiful, not cookie-​cutter Hollywood beautiful. There is at least a little bit of a range of ages, races, body types, and personal styles on the stage, which is refreshing. Everyone is hot, talented and SUPERFRIENDLY. The lapdances are freakin’ great and you should get one. The atmosphere is very strip club-​y, but that’s part of the charm– Xposed knows exactly what it is. It is black velvet, black light, fishnets n G-​strings goodness. Also worth mentioning for my fellow lezzies– this place is really LGBT-​friendly :)
My only qualm is that there is no bar in the club– you have to go next door to «The Wet Spot.» The Wet Spot aint bad– they pack 2 pool tables and mini stages into the tiny bar, and the girls from Xposed get your drinks and dance there. But it’s just kind of annoying going back and forth between the places every time you want a drink.

RANDOM!
Ok my co workers and I get together every Friday for happy hour and this past Friday the weather was awesome and we were trying to figure out what else to do. One of my friends suggested lets go to the strip club. Now I have seen this club before (my first time actually going) and even from the outside it appeared to be decent and a classier strip club to go to.
So its a total of three girls in a convertible pull into the parking and security was already outside they were nice to us and we proceeded in. They advised that alcohol is next door and we can go in and out as we please. Which is exactly what we did. the bar area was pretty cool they had two poles for the girls (with clothes on) a long bar and a pool table. We decided to drink, met a couple of guys and hang out until the other side was a little more packed. Around 1am we headed over and we had a blast.
I sat at the stage and met this guy, we tipped the girls respectfully a lot of them are not as pretty as I would have assumed but one girl in particular got up on the pole and made her money!
The guy that I met was fun we got a lap dance together with my friend for $ 20.00 the girl dancing for us was beautiful, nice body pretty hair and the whole private dance was secluded and really sexy. The place was very clean, no weird smells the chairs/​tables appeared to be new/​clean and overall a classier look than I expected. I felt safe and comfortable and would totally go back for another random girls night out!

Great specials throughout the week!
Tip: If you’re next door at the «Wet spot» and get a drink. Get the receipt and it’s half off admission after 1am.
They have a coupon in the LA Weekly… however, the only night they don’t accept the coupon is on Tuesdays.

Went for a bachelor party and let me tell you that they took care of us. Security, while very direct, was very attentive and nice. The staff is super patient and the dancers are really cool (except for a few, but hey, not everyone is happy everywhere you go. Although it would have helped).
If going for a bachelor party, make sure you tell the bartender so they can get the man of the night, up in more ways than one. Just make sure you TIP as much as you can, those dancers don’t take the lap dance money home, they live on the tips you graciously give.
There is a bar next door, a mexican restaurant and a liquor store all in the same place. It’s genius really.
Now to the nitty gritty, the girls were super fun and really hot. I felt they had a great selection «someone for everyone» line up. They were all sexy, attractive and skilled in what they do. Not going to lie, I fell for one of their spells. Not going to mention names, but she was super hot and really cool.
Only a few of the girls had their noses in the air, which made things awkward for a few people in my party that were attracted to them… but oh well.
Really clean! They cleaned the stage frequently. The bathroom was well maintained and there was no awkward smell that you would get at a lower end club.
Will definitely be celebrating more events here… like birthdays and ground hog day…

went here several several years ago when a buddy of mine knew the manager.
We got in for no cover charge, but got some drinks anyways.
The girls were hot, but not amazing.
Also, the lap dance was decent… but overall, i had a great time hence why it’s 4 stars vs 3
I don’t know how it is after all these years though… I went when I was 18… so… yah

Ok, so:
You have to pay $ 20 to get in … get your hand stamped, drink at the bar next door, and put up with a bunch of C+ girls shaking their booties in your face. Oh, and at 3:00 am, when the joint closes, the local cops are outside hunting for DUI’s … good luck, bi0tch3s!

Not bad. Better than expected and we had a lot of fun. The bar next door is a PLUS because its the loophole to having alcohol in a fully nude strip club, without physically serving it IN the club. The bar and strip club are probably owned by the same peeps.
The bar itself is TERRIBLE! Geesh. Super slow. The bartender girls are probably the slowest I have ever witnessed. 20 minutes to get an order in and its a complete BUZZkill. Expensive too. One girl (after taking our order) spent 3 minutes doing nothing, then came back and asked us «what is gin and what does it look like? What brands of gin?»…0_o
TIP– 1) get drunk before arriving and 2) dont expect to get drunk at this bar… unless you order 5 shots of whatever for yourself, at once.
There are plenty of attractive girls to look at so it makes up for the slow ass bar next door. Lots of variety. Went twice already and both times we had a lot of fun. Fun place.