Amtrak Police

Don’t call these guys and gals rent-​a-​cops, Amtrak police are the real deal and they take care of business. I know, I had the misfortune of suffering an offense that falls under Section 33B-​1 of the Illinois criminal code. But the good fortune to be aided by Officer Deneen Fears-​Hill. She took my statement, politely accommodating an interloper (read: tourist) who had to stop and tell the officer she had been panhandled. Really?! In Union Station? No! I had been too, except the accused decided to throw in a breast exam — the price of denying him cash. Since I hadn’t solicited his assistance for my monthly exam, I was furious. And seriously repulsed, his crime is not funny in any way or excusable that’s why I reported it. But I have to admit, I did so with little hope they’d get him. But as I was leaving Union Station after giving my statement I saw the accused in cuffs! They’d apprehended him within ten minutes. Awesome police work! Too bad «Cops» wasn’t filming to capture the «capture.» I can’t express enough how professional and thorough the Amtrak police are, I am glad they have my back and front!