H20 Holistic Health

This place is extremely shady-​looking on the outside and the inside is not much better. Waiting room had two chairs and a TV blaring. I had a bad feeling the moment I stepped inside. I had a Groupon for a couples massage, 60 minutes just $ 59. The employees were extremely awkward and unprofessional. Our room had no relaxing music or sound machine. The only sounds we were treated to as we received our massage was the traffic outside and the waiting room TV blaring I-couldn’t-tell-what. My therapist didn’t speak unless spoken to. As time wore on I asked if she would massage below the waist, she said of course. Ten minutes later the other therapist announced we were done and that we should drink lots of water. They then left the room, me never getting any massage below the waist. As we dressed we noticed the large sign on the door reminding us to tip. When we came out the same therapists were hanging around awkwardly, apparently waiting for their tip. I looked around and saw no other customers, despite being told they were busy when I booked my appointment. I WILL NEVER GO HERE AGAIN no matter how good the discount. Run for the hills.

Oh boy, if this is the remodeled place I can’t imagine what the old place looked like.
I did this as the 90 minute Groupon deal. Got through with my first phone call and could have had an appt the next day — probably not a good sign looking back.
Walking in and seeing Mary Kay brochures, Heralife brochures and weight loss ads in the waiting room with a TV blaring was not a good start.
I was brought to a tiny room. The sheets did not fit the table, the glade freshner was strong and the ocean sound machine too loud.
I doubt that the person who did the massage went to any school — it was not good at all.- zero technique. I actually never felt comfortable the entire time.

It’s not neat and it’s dark place, kind of not clean the sheet, so it’s was for me disgusting, I purchased deal in groupon, and it had aromatherapy option, in a fact there was no aromatherapy! And the massage therapist female she wore gloves !!! She said she had eczema !!! It’s not allowed to do massage in gloves. I will not go there it’s old place has specific smell and gloves (

Hi, I was able to schedule the first of 3 appts that I purchased for a massage. I have many complaints. The first is that this place is tiny and under construction. I was getting stoned off paint fumes the entire time. Secondly, the massage itself was terrible… ten minutes short of the promised time, the lady forgot one entire arm and there was little to no technique involved. Lastly, I have phoned them 4 times at all different times to try and schedule my next appt, just to use what I have already purchased in hopes that it may be better this time. I have not received any calls back, nor are they answering the phones. I would not be surprised if they are closed. Very fishy!
stay clear

This was my 1^st professional message and it wont be my last! This place was great! Very professional and courteous. I had Ana and she helped out my back and stress tremendously. I had a slipped disk about 7 years ago. My back hasn’t been the same since. I let Ana know once she asked if I was in any pain. She not only relieved my stress pain but she concentrated on my whole body and mind. Every now and then she would make sure if I was in any pain. This place gets a high scoring in my book. Discreet, confidential, and very PROFESSIONAL. Would recommend to anyone that wants to relax and pain free :) Love the smell as soon as I go in. And I am not one to love lotions and oils, but I think I am addicted now. Thanks to all that work there! Great job. Will be seeing you soon :)

I purchased a 90 min massage on groupon, seemed like a good deal. I like to check out new places in the neighborhood and a holistic massage place would be great. I made an appointment same day, I think I was the only client that day. The place is hard to spot and it doesn’t look like much, but neither does the inside. The waiting room is crammed for even one person. I presented my groupon and the lady scribbled it down on what looked like a diary. I was asked if I ever had a massage and that was it, no forms to fill out, no questions about injuries, allergies, conditions nothing. They didn’t even know what the groupon was for. The hallways are narrow and as I passed one room it seemed like a scene from hoarders packed with furniture and random junk. My room was small, which I can forgo, but the walls are so thin you can hear every conversation, every door slam and since you can do construction while seeing clients, yes drilling can be heard too. The noise machine playing oceans sounds might have been relaxing if it wasn’t meant to cover up the thought of someone else entering the room. The sheets however… Umm was I supposed to bring my own because you seem to not need them. No sheet for the face pillow? Seriously? that’s just gross. Leaving the room to get hot stones even though I didn’t know I’m getting a hot stone massage is not cool. Finally, if you’re going to advertise aromatherapy, understand that the smell of paint is not aromatic or pleasant for any extent of time and that is all there was. As for the therapist, though she was very friendly, technique needs a lot of work but I’m sure she can get there. Overall not my worst experience ever but pretty close.

If zero was an option, I would do so. I signed up to have a deep tissue massage and I got some weird version of a swedish massage. In the background, Jerry Springer, which apparently is relaxing was playing. This was a horrible experience.