Quiznos

Quick no fuss on accepting my coupon

«Quizno’s» should be called «Aw-hell-no’s».
(Funny, eh?)
Yeah, I thought I would go back for lunch today for the first time in years to Qui… Aw-hell-no’s and it sucks. Period. It sucks bad.
And it’s friggin’ expensive! For a salad that was really kind of… gross.
Don’t go here.

Queeezno’s = Queezy !!!
Other than Chicago Pita and Billy Goat, the food court at the Mart is about as soulless as you get. You’ve got corporate roast beef, corporate sushi, corporate burgers and corporate stupid food.
Remember? «Stupid food» is overpriced foodstuffs served by corporate establishments that try to market themselves as being a step above fast food. Whether their ploy is being a «healiter alternative» or just better quality, like Au Bön Pain («pain») and Corner Fakery, Queeezno’s fits right into the «stupid food» mold.
I admit that not all «stupid food» is gross. Queeezno’s is gross. I still don’t know how a toasted sandwich can turn out über-​soggy! That’s about all I’ll say.
What would happen if Louise Jefferson (from the show «The Jeffersons») ate at Queeezno’s? You’d have a Queeezy Weezy!