Tally Ho

Stay out of this place if it opened up again. The crowd is abominable. The people that go in here are criminals for real. Nothing good happens in that bar or in front of the bar and definitely not in the parking lot. YIKES

This is a pretty great place to get tetanus.
Last time I was there a dude I’d never met left some drugs for me in the bathroom. I mean, I guess that’s pretty generous, but it seems pretty hazardous.

You get what you pay for.
Drinks are dirt cheap.
Shots are dirt cheap.
Come to think of it, this place is nothing but dirty.
Don’t get me wrong, many of my friends go here after hours to get plastered once the clubs or bars close at 2am. If all you want is to drink, drink, and drink, come here. Please note, their beer selection is not great at all…
You won’t find great music. This is not a swanky place by any means.

So I really don’t recommend this place for anyone, just open minded good people who dont pass judgement. So stuck up Unilocalers who think they have standards. Don’t read this it’s not for you ! So beers are 2.50 and so are shots. Of course not the good stuff, but the good stuff only 5.00 still not bad. I don’t think this place has a proper floor who cares !
This bar is truly something out of a Nelson Algren book.
I come hear all the time and every time there’s something wacky happening here. Weather it’s fighting or old ladies getting jiggy with it on the dance floor. Then you have your crazy ladies as well, flashing there tig ol’ bitties, your always gonna see something weird in here. The bartenders are extremley down to earth, and security is always on point but then again working there I guess you have to be on point. I love that the bartenders there don’t measure out your shots. It’s whatever and whats left over they still serve it to you and dont charge you for it.
God I love this place.

Then the wacky hours come 2 – 4 am, thats when it starts to get packed and everyone’s outta there mind and doing crazy shit. Outta everything going on the bartenders are still on point. Yes people this goes on Monday-​Sunday all the time. So if you want one night of debauchery and wackyness just come to the hole. Oh yah just in case they start to shooting there’s a side door just run outta there. HA ! HA! HA! Yah this place gets five stars from me. Thank you for the influence behind this lovely review you know who you are :)