CVK

If you’ve ever been contacted by CVK Distribution Inc. or any other Kirby & Convenience Group affiliates you may be able to recall the nightmare you experienced. Please provide feedback if your experience was actually a positive one. Bottomline: CVK Distribution Inc. is known to be affiliated with Kirby (the vacuum cleaner company). If you don’t want to sit through an awkward 2-​hour carpet cleaning presentation and purchase a $ 3000 vacuum cleaner at the end, don’t bother.
Where to begin…
They arrived 8 to a van: 2 females, 6 males. The females are the faces of the operation. They knock in your neighborhood door-​to-​door asking if you would like a room in your house cleaned for free. Of course this sounds too good to be true, so you ask what’s the catch? They assure you this is only a free promotional offer in hopes that you will utilize their «cleaning services» in the future. You may still be skeptical and decline at first. But they are persistent in asking if they can remove one spot you may have in your carpet. They assure you it will only take 10 minutes or less of your time. If you decline, you just saved $ 3000 and/​or 2-​hours of your day to do with whatever you desire. If you accept their offer, the males come in. They vacuum for 30 – 45 minutes while making small talk. You may even hear a story about how the salesperson is down on their luck and really needs this job to make ends meet for their family. If you’re paying attention, you realize they’re not just cleaning, leaving a card and hoping for your future business. They pull out magazines of satisfied customers, brochures of Kirby products, and of course, a payment plan to fit any budget in our current state of Obamanomics. If you purchase the Lamborghini of vacuum cleaners, congratulations: you have a cleaner carpet than mine. I’ll just have to live with the shame of pushing my Pinto, bargain brand vacuum around the floor. It’s working just fine for now. I guess I’ll stick with it until I hit the lotto.