Colerain Bowl

So disappointed! We get there at 11:45 pm for the 18+ globlowling, which on their website says 12am — 2:30am. Turns out, its 10−1am. So we had hardly an hour to bowl. They didn’t offer us any sort of discount, or even really apologize or offer to correct the problem on the website! Then, we get two TERRIBLE lanes. We went up to the desk 7 times to get them to reset both of our lanes. We didn’t even get a whole frame in. On top of all that, it was supposed to be «globowling» but it wasn’t even dark inside. We all came out for a good time, but we were so disappointed. Do NOT go. Not worth the aggravation!

I give Colerain Bowl four stars merely because they afford me the chance to bowl beneath black lights. Should we take into consideration their facility and service, the rating is not so good. However, I REALLY like black lights so four stars it is. Bully for you, Colerain Bowl!
Sure the guys at the front counter are less than thrilled to be there. But, it’s a bowling alley and there’s black light, so we can overlook a surly employee or two. The lady tending bar was friendly, though. And, they have buckets of Yuengling for $ 14. Not bad.
The bathroom situation was a dark time in an otherwise beautifully black-​lit evening. Let’s just say, my trip to the loo involved poop and it wasn’t mine. No thank you, Colerain Bowl!
Also poopy, the music. The genre of choice is most certainly R & B/​rap. Not my choice, but entertaining nonetheless.
Despite all this, four stars, because black light is the cat’s pajamas. I enthusiastically encourage anyone to go to Colerain Bowl after midnight on a Saturday. Just be sure you got out that mustard stain, after all.