Funke’s Greenhses

This small mom-​and-​pop operation has obviously had better days however the amazing selection of vegetables and herbs makes this place they must stop every season. It is best to get there early in the season as they tend to run out popular varieties and I’d also suggest going with a list or you will get lost.

This place is aweosme if you are looking for a variety of tomatoes and peppers. Be prepared to be overwhelmed– my advice is to come in with a list from the website of what you want. Otherwise it’s a free for all. The tomatoes and peppers are in alphabetical order, which really helps. They also had a large selection of herbs, veggies and other fruits to choose from. They even had raspberry, blackberry and grape bushes! A pretty basic selction of flowers as well .The owner was really nice and extremely helpful. I will absolutely be back again.

This opinion is going to be mainly subjective, because I don’t know very much about greenhouses, horticulture, or anything of that like. My knowledge amounts to knowing you need to water the plant, keep it in the sun, put plastic bags over shoots I’m the event of a freeze, and not to litter.
Thankfully, the husband is much more adroit and this stuff and dragged me along on a Sunday afternoon to pick out potted herbs and seeds.
I ‘think’, to the best of my scant knowledge, that it is well-​kept and has a good variety. I can’t say much about the prices either, because I don’t know if they’re market value or not. Prepare to be roasting hot in there, but don’t drink water to cool off, because apparently either they (1) don’t have a restroom open to the public, or (2) they’re not willing to even let you use the employee bathroom, even if you’re a paying customer (rubbish).
We did both however, think that the staff severely lacked in any customer skills to speak of. But, similar to a drug dealer, we came for the herb, and not to make best friends. So, I guess mission accomplished.
However, the almost surly rudeness of the employees, and one of the staff members refusal to allow me to use their restroom, — GOD FORBID, ARMAGEDDON MAY ENSUE IF HE PERMITTED ME THE PRECIOUS USE OF AN EMPLOYEE BATHROOM — even though there was clearly a restroom sign on the door, guarantee that I will not be accompanying my husband on one of his plant-​buying excursions to this particular retailer.