Clemson Police Department

Having had the privilege of spending 4 – 5 nights (throughout college) here I can vouch for the service and food.
TOTALLY WORTH IT!
They love me here.
Really.
Undisputed.
Ask them.
They also really know how to make you feel comfortable.
It must be that Southern Hospitality.
OR it must be the glamor shots.
Gets me every time (*tear*).
Im so vain.
Awesomeness can only be described by the following:
Sleeping arrangements — plush.
Cement benches — high class.
No Pillows — sign me up.
Ambiance — top notch.
The service is exceptionally exquisite.
Officer Link is a prime example of how you should both take a «hand me down» job and embody your father.
I should have never told you to stop pointing your finger in my face and cursing at me.
What was thinking?
Anyways, Officer Link– Hows your dog?
I miss it.
Does it miss me too? (please say so!)
Remember me barking at him and you taking me to your home away from home.
We all had a moment.
Did you feel it?
I sure did.
Anyways…Next holiday Im sending you both dog biscuits.
I know your budget is small and I’d hate to see either of you go hungry.
(You’re welcome in advance)
Back to it:
For early morning at this Bed and Breakfast I regularly enjoyed McDonalds.
Sweet Tea and Sausage Biscuits.
Hell yes!
Delicious!
No, literally delicious!
They even throw in CHEESE!!!
Cures all hangovers.
Secretly though, I’d like to put in a request to management regarding Chick-​Fil-​A for brunch instead.
It’s just slightly better.
It has to be the batter?
Right?
Maybe the pickles?
I dunno.
But I digress.
All in all though — No expenses spared!
Why?
Because it is Clemson!
Its the least they could do when I paid their salaries.
It’s like paying it forward.
(you’re welcome)
It also tells me they are conscious of their clientele.
Must be the great management.
Holler!
So glad to have stayed so many times.
Miss our memories.
So many of them.
Bestest Besties FOREVER!
Forever Yours,
Davis (your friend and life long amigo)
PRO TIP: overnight with a Muslim Grad Student and you get a Fried Chicken Biscuit instead of Pork Biscuit for Breakfast.