Rally’s Hamburgers

Rally’s
This is a chain known by most Clevelanders as one of the worst dumps one can get a burger at. Back when I went there their signature grease ball burger, «The Big Buford», was under two dollars. There is no one in their right mind that could recommend this place and have a clear conscience. A quick story with respect to this place. I went to the drive through one night and ordered up a burger with NO onion and NO pickle. I got my burger and this thing had about twice the amount of normal onion and pickle. I pull over the car and go inside and ask the woman, «Hey, why is there so much onion and pickle on my sandwich, I ordered it with NO onion and NO pickle, to which this lady replied, «Child, I thoughts yous was sayin’ ‘MO’ onion and ‘MO’ pickle. Unbelievable.