Brian N. AKA Ol Yella

what can i say?
the man can carry a conversation
put it on his back
and take it to Philly
then to NYC
and back again
without breaking a sweat.
not to mention the fact that the dude gave me a ride to my car, after a long night night out on the town — and still made it to church on time the next day.
nuff said (but yella will find a way to say a bit more).
he’s like school on a Monday morning — all class.

Loves his Mom.
What more do I gotta say?
5 stars.

A review of the man formerly known as Ol’ Yella is extremely suitable today. Since I have just come upon the following information:
He is ready, willing and able to attend a WWE event with me. UYE coming soon.
This on top of the fact that he’s one of the coolest people EVA. A true gentleman with a huge heart. He was my +1 at my first elite event and I didn’t even know the dude at the time, but some people are just that cool. Axe murderer? Heathen adulterer? Monk hater? I dunno, and it wouldn’t matter anyway (well, not so much the ax murderer part). He has hawt dreads, a great laugh and let me in on the secret joy of Old Greg.
Five Stars!!!

At first I thought about giving Brian N. just 4 stars because one day I was sick and he told me to drink V8 and eat a banana. But throwing up V8 mixed with a banana was much worse than dry heaving. For about 2 hours I loathed him. However, Brian N. has rebounded back with 5 stars and although I tell him every day how cool he is, I feel a true Unilocal review is in order. After all, isn’t my job as «Elite» to tell the world about a cool person/​place/​thing? This thing deserves a review.
Brian N. can be loud at times and goddamnit I love it. Scream louder! My cousins couldn’t hear you in Uruguay! And get your heads out of the gutter, I mean loud talker. He’s opinionated but fair. Welcoming and generous with his kindness. If you haven’t met him in person yet, you’re in for a real treat. Even though I just met him a while ago, Brian N. has become one of my closest confidants. That either says a lot about him, or a little about me. Regardless, dude is cool and keeps it real all the time. I’m beyond thankful for that type of presence in my life and if he’s your homie, you should be thankful, too.
So before I turn this into a Fenny L. style review, let me end with Brian N. is a great asset to the Unilocal community. He even changed his name from Ol’Yella to his real name (which is Brian N. in case you’re slow and couldn’t figure that one out) and he has a real photo proving that YES! He’s a real dude. Real cool. And no, I don’t jock him like that, he’s just a downass hhomie. If there was anything to be thankful to Unilocal about, it would be introducing the man formally known as Ol’Yella into my life.
And since I mentioned Unilocal twice in this review as well as another Unilocaler, I demand this be a RoTD.
PS: His former nick name is Ol’Yella but Unilocal won’t let me put the apostrophe in his name. Boo.
PPS: If this is somehow offensive, write a review to suit your feelings.
PPPS: I’m sorry if I’ve embarrassed anyone. And by anyone, I mean Fenny L.