Walmart Supercenter

Just what u expect from wal mart. When will we wise up?! I only go here in a pinch tho. went to check on my car and fat boy was sittin on floor twirling the wrench like a child! i had to stand there and watch to make sure he kept working.

As was detailed in Dante’s epic poem, the Divine Comedy (and more specifically the Inferno portion), there are nine levels of Hell. This Wal-​Mart would probably be located within the eighth circle, the Malebolge, which is par for the course for the chain. I believe some may do better, some may do worse, but in this specific case you are firmly within the realm of Satan.
Many and varied customers will suffer eternally in the vast labyrinth that is this store, which I personally would put more akin to an ampitheatre-​shapped pit of despair hewed of stone and iron that was laughably painted in smooth browns and playful greens during their last remodeling.
When you arrive you will want to put your hands over your ears because the lamentations of those within, who are afflicted with scabs of leprosy and lay sick on the linoleum furiously scratching their skin off with nails and teeth, causes a cacophony of of dread and dispair. Upon entering this cathedral of horror you are likely to be whipped by aging and grotesque horned demons. They may also offer you a flier featuring the «rollbacks» for this week or perhaps a cart. If you are fortunate enough to be free of this den of terror you will of course have to make your way past the demented harpies once more and pray you have nothing with an electronic strip lurking within for if the alarm is sounded they will descend upon you like vultures.
Those who venture deeper into the dark recesses of this establishment, hiding behind rickety carts or perched upon automated scooters, are as likely to find whatever bauble brought them here as they are to be dunked into boiling pitch while the Malebranche laugh at their suffering and other poor souls wallow in human excrement.
Small serpent children will writhe about near your feet speaking in tongues, wrapping around legs and sometimes even fusing into one another.
Bodies are likely to be torn asunder during the midnight release of films featuring vampires that sparkle and fall in love, which are unlike the real vampires lurking near the front of this dark abyss, eager to drain the life force from your already weakened vessel.
I pray for your kind soul, for if you dare to venture past the gates of Hell, I wish you Godspeed on your return and hope against hope you are not there for produce as it is significantly lacking.

Pretty much what you would expect from Walmart, except the produce department leaves a lot to be desired. The green leafy vegetables typically look sick and wilted. You have to very selective when picking produce at this Walmart location.