Walmart Supercenter

How many Wal-​Mart employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don’t know, you’d have to find one first.
Then, if you can find one, good luck if they speak English.
If you find one, and they speak English, they probably won’t know where the damn light bulbs are.
But if you’re lucky enough to find someone who can tell you in English where the light bulbs are, God bless you trying to check out.
It scares me that these people are allowed out in public. Not all, but 98% of the employees are dumber than a box of rocks.
But the old guy who collects carts is cool peeps. He’ll tell you about ‘Nam and all these other places shittier than AZ when you say «Sure is hot out here, huh?» Poor guy. He makes me want to put my shopping cart in it’s little corral.