Siga la Vaca

Worst restaurant I’ve been to in a long while. Had a very large party for a birthday. First off called for a reservation at 7, they said was unavailable until 7:30. We got there at 7 and the restaurant was completely empty. When we did sit down. We didn’t even speak to the waitress for about 15 minutes. She didn’t explain anything to us about how the restaurant worked or the selection or anything. Also everything was old and dirty including the disgusting bathroom.
So finally we start eating and the meat is bland, hard, and just not up to par. Again service is horrible. As I said the restaurant was empty and we saw the waitress about 3 times. Couldn’t even get a refill on water. Finally had a crêpe for dessert and it was like something microwaved out of the freezer.
After all of this gratuity was included on top of the meal already being $ 35 per person, which was ridiculous for the quality of the food and restaurant.

I was a little confused about how to order and how things worked at Siga la Vaca. The guy working the grill spoke an Argentinian spanish that made it tough to communicate. Supposedly they had filet mignon as an option but every time I asked for it he said 10 minutes or 15 minutes and asked what I wanted now… it was just weird… I got the impression that they tell you they have all of those meat options (including filet mignon) but in reality they push the other meats and give wait time as an excuse to not give you the finer cuts?
Anyhow I love pichana and they had plenty of that. They had plenty of meat. I’m a huge meat eater so I naturally like the place. They are reasonably priced for people like me who can eat tons of food and enjoy meat. I think texas de brasil and stea brasil are a notch above, but Siga la vaca is a decent alternative to both.

Great food, great atmosphere and friendly staff. For $ 50 per couple, all the meat you can stuff down, plus the wine and dessert. Highly recommended.

Compramos un Groupon para probar un Nuevo restaurant y resulto en un desastre. Al sentarnos se acerca el mozo al cual le hablamos en espanol y nos seguia contestando en ingles, siendo Latino decidio ignorar nuestro idioma. Sim explicarnos como funciona a el restaurant nos dice, vino, cerveza o soda? A Los que le pedimos que nos explique como funcionaba Lo cual hizo a mala manera. El salad bar una verguenza, muy pobre. La carne quemada y con gusto a quemado, la atencion del parillero mala (mientras limpiaba el pizo servia y estaba en contacto con la carne), el chorizo era una pasta. Teniamos la Mesa llena de platos, se acerca el mozo y dice terminaron? Obviamente apurandonos. A la hora del postre me traen el panqueqe para comer con cuchara, en fin muy mala experiencia, pesimo servicio y la comida deja mucho que desear, no tiren la plata en ese restaurant. The Knife sigue siendo el número uno.

Great restaurant and good service. I got the groupon deal for 50 dollars. Awesome deal! All you can eat meat from the grill, a bottle of wine, two desserts and access to the salad bar. I had a variety of meats from a new york strip to filet mignon. I would definitely come back.

Wow, what a horrible experience, the meat is dry tasteless, and hard. You have to make a very long line to get served then when it’s your turn they try to dissuade you from ordering the more select cuts by telling you it would take around 10
Minutes for those, but the cheaper cuts are ready to go. The Salad bar there is very poorly stocked. The service is horrible, you can’t even get water served. And damn the customers are scary looking and not the type you’d like to be around.
QUE SIGA LA VACA PARA OTRO LADO!!!

Amazing service! The waiters are on top of their game. The food is delicious and you can’t beat the fact that the chef personally brings out the food to your table!

Salad bar, drinks, grilled items, and desserts are all included in the meal price. Groupons were readily accepted despite the limit of one per party.
The salad bar left much to be desired. The spinach was wilted and other items didn’t look very appetizing.
The grill cook was abrupt and unfriendly.
The waitstaff was nice. The grilled items were ok. The cuts weren’t the greatest, kinda fatty and not tender.
In addition, the seating was cramped and uncomfortable.
Our table ordered a variety of desserts. The crepes were definitely the best choice.
Wouldn’t really recommend because you can get a tastier meal for a lot less.

This restaurant has a simple theme, Meat, meat and more meat. Simple clean concept. You simply pay one price and tell them what you want. You want short ribs (great by the way), then maybe a NY strip and after finishing that off, you can get more meat, such as sausage, chicken, lamb, great big hunks of beef. All of it cooked to order right there in front of you.
The big surprise, was the simple salad bar. Slicked pork in cream and capers, beef carpaccio in a vinaigrette, Cheese, olives, sauteed mushrooms, oh and of course there is the fresh salad fixings too. Simple but good and fresh.
Well worth the money and great for a relaxed lunch or dinner. Did I mention that your drink (beer/​wind, soda, and desert) are included in the price. Lunch specials are about $ 19 (no drinks) To $ 35 for a weekend dinner.
Who said simple can’t be good?
Enjoy,
Geoff

Went here for a team dinner with my rugby team. We usually go to The Knife, but this was suggested. We opted to try it as The Knife causes a collective explosion of diarrhea among my team, without fail. Pleasantly surprised. Roughly the same price with a great beer deal. The Sam Adam’s Summer Ale was very skunky, but the other available beers for our choosing were just fine. The meat was of higher quality than you find at The Knife, and I enjoyed 5 plates of it. The bowl of melted cheese and empanadas are a nice added bonus.
The long-​gazes of the oh-​so-​critical Argentines in the next room gave it that authentic churrascaria feel. Will definitely return.

I was there this past Saturday with a Groupon deal… Thank goodness. So here goes: I figured the place would pretty busy so I called to make reservations but they don’t take reservations. We arrived around 8pm and waited for a good 45 minutes to get a table.
Once we were seated, our waitress brought us the house bottle of wine and told us she would bring us fries and rice once we got our meat. I noticed a heck of a line and asked if that was the line for the grill and she said «yes». THAT WAS THE LAST TIME SHE CAME TO OUR TABLE!!! She never checked in on us; never brought us the rice and fries; never took our plates or refilled our drinks! Ever!
I actually had to flag someone else down to get our plates removed and bring us dessert and coffee. The coffee took a while to make it to our table. So much so that I thought he had forgotten to make it. When he brought it over it was awful. A waitress from another table saw my face I guess and asked if everything was ok. I told her our experience thus far and she offered to make my coffee again for me. Marielis was her name, and she was great. She took care of picking up our table and bringing us the difference on the bill since coffee is not part of the Groupon. Guess what? She was the only one that actually gave us good service.
As far as the food: the food was pretty good. The cold salad bar was nothing to write home about and neither was the stuff on the grill but it wasn’t inedible. We enjoyed the meat and dessert the most.
Tip: don’t tell them you have a Groupon until you are ready to pay. If you do, chances are you’ll be ignored like we were. I read that on someone else’s review and thought they were just having a bad night. Also, tip appropriately. Just because you have a Groupon doesn’t mean you shouldn’t tip based on the service you received.

If you like waiting in line for mediocre food, then this is the place for you. The desserts are so bad that no one in my group could even finish them. The steaks were average at best, the service was terrible and the selection at the salad bar was subpar. You’re better off going to the knife.

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More like Siga la Caca! I got the runs all night after my Groupon. Low quality meat. My 2 stars are for service.

This place is a steal. For $ 24 bucks open buffet including all types of cuts. Wide assortment of wines and a very nice salad bar

We bought our Groupon and then read reviews. We were a little worried based on the opinions of others. We went at 5:30 on a Wednesday night, and we were pleasantly surprised as well as happy we went. There were no fewer than four wait staff and chef who visited our table. Our glasses were never empty. We were so full we asked for the dessert to go.
I recommend the steaks and French fries.

4 stars for the value.
Sirloin and filet mignon are what you should go for. Pork ribs are dry.
Get living social or groupon and save big here!!!
Nice place for a date and come hungry. Groupon deal was about 25 per person unlimited food, a bottle of wine, and desert. Place is not that busy but if you like meat this is the spot for you. And it has hard to beat value. Service is ok, but not bad and Spanish helps!

«You get what you pay for» — Cheap and ordinary.
We walked in; no hostess. I finally found a waiter that said; sit wherever you can find a seat. 10 min later nobody had come to the table, I had to get up and find a waiter. It’s a buffet styled restaurant with a set price. There was a 25 min line to get your food. Steak lacked seasoning and was very dry. The line is endless… the service isn’t great… I definitely will NOT be coming back here.

If you work in the Gables you can get a great lunch here for only $ 9.99, it includes grilled steak or chicken, a side which can be a salad or french fries, an empanada and a drink. I’ve come to this place several times and had always had a good experience, there is also an all-​you-​can eat option that includes a salad bar but that is just too much food for me. I believe the price for the buffet would be around $ 20 for lunch time.
There used to be a Novecento in this location but that closed a few years back. The place is nice and simple, the staff has always been attentive but sometimes if It gets too busy it’s hard to track the waiters. I reccomend you give this place a try if you work in the area.

I had a groupon for 2 people with a bottle of wine for $ 45 dollars. I had never been here nor heard of Siga La Vaca-​so I figured, why not?
The vibe was nice. As the meal progressed, diners got up to go dance in the first part of the restaurant. Very happy environment. My only issue here is the grilled food. The chicken breast was still pink and cold in the middle. The steaks were a bit chewy and the grilled veggies were mushy and bland. The staff was attentive and the house wine was tasty. The key lime pie and the crêpe however, were incredible. I most likely will return because I don’t like to poorly judge a restaurant on just one factor (like the grill cook that day). If you haven’t been here before — give it a shot. Nice for a date or for a family dinner.

I purchased a groupon deal for Siga la Vaca. The restaurant is located in a nice establishment. Clean and well put interior design. Overall it was an okay experience. The gentlemen working on the grill were friendly. The meats were fresh and tasty.
The only thing that holds me back from rating this restaurant a 4 was the waiters bad experience. I asked him for a glass of water, as soon as we arrived and was finally brought, after asking again once I was done with my dinner. In addition, he never came by to ask if there was anything we needed. I would understood if the place was busy but there were literally two waiters catering to one couple.
I’m not sure if the lack of attention was due to the fact we had purchased a groupon ticket. Besides that I would definitely go back, for their $ 45 dinner for two deal.