Mugshots

The three stars are for potential. This place needs a liquor license! They have Pabst on tap which I like but on a Friday night this place was dead!
Get that liquor license! Get more stars with a full bar!
Maybe generate some buzz with some daily specials/​happy hour? This place deserves to have more patrons.
And for the love of God, turn down the lights. We’re not performing open heart surgery here.

Natalie is the worst do not go there on Friday nights Saturday nights is awesome

I like this Cheers like bar. Everyone is very friendly and the music is good as you choose what you want to listen to from the jukebox. I have been to several dive bars where the bartenders are at least 70 years old. This is not one of them good looking people that are friendly and fun. Great place to go for a night out with your friends.

Okay, so you want to have a beer in Cypress, but you don’t want a crowd. The music is good and the bartenders are friendly.
They have TV ’ S and pool tables for your entertainment. Also a jukebox for your select music.

This bar is a local kick back kind of joint. They serve the beer cold which is a plus. The prices are good, about what you would expect from a dive bar.

One word sexy bartenders. Its a kick back beer bar. You can always find the legend AJ there. I don’t know why his picture isnt on the wall. He is a famous superhero. He starred in Handcock.

First time here, quiet Saturday afternoon. Nice place, lots of regulars, all are real friendly. Nice bartender who makes everyone feel welcome. Great jukebox. Lots of beers on Tap, even PBR. I will come back again and again…

Place blows. If you go on one of their pool competition nights you can steal a shit ton of quarters… like i did… cuz i was drunk off my ass… don’t judge, you know you would too…

Came here on Friday afternoon for a beer with my boyfriend and roommate. I was pretty skeezed out at first because it looks like a toolshed in the back of a shopping center parking lot. But then we went in out of the blinding sun, and voila! it was small, but plenty of space to sit. They had a jukebox, Big Buck Hunter (which is always a fat plus on my book), Golden Tee, and some other random games. They had two pools tables as well. Beer was super cheap, service was good, and the bartender was in lingerie! Needless to say, I liked it. It had everything a good dive should have.
P. S. I was the only girl in here (besides the bartender) in a crowd of men aged 35 – 50, so if that might put you off, you might wanna pick a different bar.

Well, It could have been worse… It was Friday night and this place is right smack in the middle of a residential zone and my sisters in law and I wanted a drink, so we thought why not?
I’m kind of ambivalent about this place, because it was clean, bartender chick was nice and it was cool, mostly filled with middle age folks and some seniors… but it was OK.
Then my sister in law ordered a Mojito and the bartender laughed, this is a beer and wine only place, but no biggie, beers were good. We started to play pool and then started getting harassed by their in house drunk, he started yelling out pool tips and became belligerent.
Then the bartender stepped in apologized for him and offered us a free round, but the damage was done and we just wanted to bail.
So, it could have been worse, it was okay and that drunk a**hole ruined for us…

you know that poser back in high school, the one who tried his best to kick it and roll with the crew, the one who basically tried being somebody that he wasn’t?
well, mugshots is that poser in the world of dive bars.
if you’re up for some billiards, they have weekly tournaments ($ 6 entry fee). other than that, everything about this bar is lacking.
lacking in space: when it comes to seating, your options are pretty simple. post up at the bar or post up at the bar.
lacking in character/​style: the bar just looks tacky… from the seemingly disorganized and random mugshots on the wall to the metal walls to the arcade games (boxing game with a speed bag and a wannabe duck hunt game). if i REALLY wanted to play videogames, then i would have taken my ass to DnB’s (and there’s a reason why i didn’t go to DnB’s)
so why 2 stars? honestly, i don’t have it in me to rate any bar less than 2 stars. after all, they DO HAVE alcohol! nonetheless, i think it’s safe to say that the closest they’ll come to seeing me in person is if they post my mugshot on their wall.
note: bottled domestic brews are $ 3

Mugshots is f’ing awesome because:
–Boxing machine in the corner. You’re supposed to punch it and get a score based on how hard you hit. This turns into head-​butting, elbows, jump kicks and all kinds of other ridiculous shit.
–Hunting video game. This game is just awesome… thats about it.
–Limited beer selection. No hassle in having too much to choose from!
–Geezers are oblivious to your presence.
–Famous mugshot photos on the wall. Think Nick Nolte DUI, OJ murder mugshot and the awesome James Brown one. There is also one of that dude that huffs paint that is HILARIOUS.
Other than that, this place pretty much sucks.

k… so i drink vodka… good vodka… this bar serves beer, thats it beer. this bar is tiny! hold like 30 people and has video games that are out dated and dont work! the parking lot is like behind a liquor store and even if your in cypress i feel like i am gonna get mugged!!! i am not a fan!

What a random little dive bar. I ended up here as part of a «I just wanna drink beer and hang out with my bros» bachelor party. Mugshots is «tastefully» decorated like a Jiffy Lube with photos of celebrity mugshots to complete the theme. The two pool tables seem to get heavy traffic from the regulars.
The bartender was pretty much smoking hot, but for the first hour and a half she was the only female in the place. She didn’t seem to mind the fact that one of the patrons was just sitting at the bar reading a Playboy magazine. Random. Also, way too many Hawaiian shirts.
Around 10ish, 10 or so new people showed up and apparently it became a karaōke bar. Probably the worst karaōke I’ve ever heard in my life.
All in all, it was a pretty miserable place only made tolerable by the surreal fact that these people and this bar actually exist in reality. Plus, the cheap beers (3 bucksish) helped.

Sometimes you’re in town and you need to get your sports fix but you realize everyone around you doesn’t have appropriate TV. So what to do? Go to the bar you saw on the way in into town. Sketchy? Yes. It doesn’t get more local dive bar than this place. Guys with mullets, hot/​dirty/​slutty staff (pick your poison), pool, video games, and cheap drinks. They even have Guinness (yes I was surprised) and of course they play sports. I’m not saying this place is for everyone, in fact it’s only for a select few. However sometimes addiction is just strong enough to force one to go above and beyond.