Every year, I set out on an adventure to find a Christmas tree that would make Clark Griswold proud! I’m one of those obnoxious people that insists on a gigantic, real tree that makes the whole house smell like Christmas. I need a big one to hold all of the unique ornaments I’ve collected over the years. I see my friends and family post pics of their little skinny fake trees and I really want to skinny shame their pathetic little trees and tell them to «THROWTHATTHINGOUTANDGOGET A REALTREE!» — just like that, in all caps, so they’ll know I mean business! Anyway, I’ve been to tree farms and chopped down my own tree, I’ve bought living Christmas trees still in big pots that could be planted after Christmas, and I’ve even bought half-dead trees from hardware stores that barely lived to see Christmas. This is my second year to buy from St Paul’s and I’ll keep going back. The trees are fresh, and stay pretty and green until New Years. The prices are average. I paid $ 95 for an 8 – 9 foot fir, plus $ 10 delivery fee. They deliver within a certain radius. The best part is, the profit from the trees goes to a school for adults with Down Syndrome. I’m all about helping out a great cause if I can. Hurry, because once they sell out, that’s it! Trust me, this is the best deal around. I promise, no one will skinny shame your tree!
